Turkish

Shut up you c*nt.

You hope. You are judging this based on a 4 minute video, before today had you ever heard of him? I hadn't, he does look good, but if they made a 4 minute video of my best bits from my last 2 season i'd look like a world class player too

Any of the above would be good because each scenario gives me something to whinge about. However, should saints win 8-0, a brilliant reception and an amazing atmosphere i am sure the queue for beer or toilets will give me sufficent cause to complain.

Is that all? Unless he's got a goal ratio of a goal a game he aint worth bothering with.

i am sure some people would prefer to gleefully come on here gleefully bragging they were within 3,000 of the attendance than saints actually winning today.

So we've got Leopards in Chandlers Ford, Pumas in West End and the New Forest. Millions of people in Kenya have never seen a big cat but in England they seem to be on every street corner.

and because it's a slow song and people cant sing and clap along at 100000000 mph.

Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

we should have gone in for him. FFS.

Why should this matter? Pretty much all of SMS is under cover, it's not like the old days of being soaked on the Milton Road terrace, had a few of those in my youth i can tell you and enjoyed it. All people have to do is get their soft, sorry arses from the pub/car/bus to the ground with their hood up, soppy c*nts.

The news for me, i am seriously in love with most female newsreaders, it's bordering on obsession. Suzanne Reid seems to become more delicious by the day. Mistresses is another, that Irish bird, Shiobhan for those that watch it is amazing, although they're are all pretty hot in their own way. What about you lot? I am sure there will be at least one taker for Couger Town.

I am amazed that some have so little self respect that they would make a television series advertising what a f*ck up they are. Take Kerry Katonas series which was on a couple of years ago, basically a fly on the wall series of her at home doing f*ck all other than sitting around and shouting "Mark" in that f*cking vile voice of hers. Does she not realise that peole only watch it to laugh at her? And for those that did watch it, why do find watching someone sitting around at home entertainment? I must admit to watching it once, just to see if it really was as sh*t as it sounded.

some people still wont be happy with this. I am pleased to hear that we are looking for players to improve the team, not just give us a bigger squad. Also pleased to hear we are looking for experience, we will need this in the run in when the pressure cranks up, some of our key players are quite young so need a few older heads to help them along the way.

I have never understood this mentality. To me the opposition is irelevent, I am going to see Southampton, not Leyton Orient, Leeds, MK Dons, Man Utd or anyone else. Obviously some games are more interesting than others but at the end of the day i'd be as likely to go and see Saints play Orient as i would do Saints play Manchester Utd, because i am going to watch Saints, not anyone else, makes me wonder how many of the 30k part timers we seem to have do the same.

Having been down to Plymouth on business a couple of time and had the misfortune to have been into the big Sainsburys (?) on the left on the main road into Plymouth, not far from the Marroit hotel where i met a new client, i would be inclined to agree with you. Tis true what they say though, the only people that say money doesn't bring you happiness are the ones that dont f*cking have any.

Jamie doesn't either, he is the real life Kevin Darling.

Is that considered a lot of money in Devon?

I've never had any such issues with my incumbent. If i get home from the pub or anywhere else for that matter and she is in the slightest bit of a strop then i just dont unlock the cellar door so she stays down there. Dont want a mardy b*tch ruining my night.

Did you do it when she dumped you?

Apart from when it comes to confirming which player is out injured for the season obviously. Oh i know what you asked him, i just find it funny that the king of the half glass empty is asking someone else why they are being pessimistic.

YOu have said nothing of any substance, just that i am wrong, nothing to back it up (which is ironic, given your constant bleating about back up). I am struggling to see where i am wrong you see and i really need you to point out which bit of this discussion, is you NOT imply a saints player is out injured for the season? Obviously it's important to me to be considered worthy of discussing points with you. Come on Alps, do me a favour and give me back my self esteem, it is, afterall a very, very easy question to answer, if indeed you did not mean that a saints player was indeed out of the season.

It was more a inferance at the similarity between you two of saying something but later denying it, or saying that you actually meant something else. On that note, what did you mean when you said the below, if it wasn't that a saints players wast out injured for the season? Alpine saints "If Lampard, Drogba, Fabregas or Torres suffered a season-ending injury at this stage, their respective clubs would go out and pay big money for someone." Turkish "'has this happened to any of ours then?" Alpine Saint "Yep, you prove again there isnt much point discussing these matters with you."

It should be a sell out. As already said if we can get 55k to Wembley then we should be able to fill St Marys to honour the man who saved this club.

I am Alpine Saint, i never said that, people are twisting my words and i never said that, i never said that a Saints player was out injured for the season, people have accused me of all sorts of things but they are wrong, i am not like that and people should stop twisting my words.