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Hi Sue x

If only we had appointed Hoddle in 2004, he'd have known how to keep Connolly fit.

Hmm, bit early for Orient away to confirm automatic promotion. Brighton away 23rd of April could be massive, 4th last game and potentially a massive game to decided automatic promotion.

Absolutely, which is a surprise given the quality of players we have at this level. We created enough chances to have won comfortably tuesday night but the finishing was poor, Lambert heading over from 6 yards out the worst miss, he should of at least made the keeper work. An inform striker has to be a priorty, we are nearly 4 months into the season now and cant leave our push for promtion on the basis of hoping Lambert comes good, there is nothing to suggest he will reach anywhere near the heights of last season anytime soon. on that note, Rowan Vine has just gone on loan to Brentford, possibly missed a trick there.

What, you mean an average player who everyone moans about on here saying how crap they are, yet when he goes back to his parent club people will be bemoaning his loss and that he is the sole reason we wont go up this year.

That is totally different, away fans singing "play up Pompey" is plain embarassing for them, why do it? I remember a few years ago for some strange reason when we were playing Man Utd the Itchen North started singing "liverpool, Liverpool" which was embarassing and the Utd fans responded with "who the f*ck do you support?" i dont know why we dont do the same, it shuts them up. As someone said above, you will always get these chants at football, it's part of terrace banter. How about "you dirty Northern ba****" should that not be sung because at least one northerner probably showers daily and does have a father? The anti Scouser songs about them being unemployed or thieving scallys etc. Why do we need to have this analysis of the gay demographics of Brighton and disecting every details over a football song? FFS lighten up!. Although they not provide a lolathon for most at least they are not as bad as "spurs are on their way to Auchwitz" "96 Scousers crushed against the fence" or "who's that lying on the runway? who's that dying in the snow?" If that was sung you really would have something to moan about.

Also with the pen they always say you can tell from the players reaction, look at the Brighton players, not one serious appeal, one player looks towards the ref more in hope than anything, but that it it. Seemed minimal contact from Dickson. Shame they didn't show Jaidis run and header, that was funny.

So it's not just football that makes you ultra negative then!

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Lolz GS, i said this months ago and got slammed for it! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?23605-Tennis

Funny how they are criticising us for empty seats when the crowd was over 26k, 4k more than the capacity of their much hyped new ground. Tells its own story about the size of the clubs. The simple fact is Pompey, Bournemouth and Brighton hate us because we are the biggest club in the area, in fact take London clubs out of the equation, we are probably the biggest club South of Birmingham.

They said that about UFC five years ago! Not a chance, Boxing will always be bigger, you've only got to look at the attention the mismatch of Haye v Harrison to see how any relatively big fight catches the imagination of the public, even people with no knowledge or interest in boxing were talking about it. Anyone with any amount of boxing knowledge knew Haye would win easily but still the public lapped it up, all other combat sports are and always will be miles behind. Do you think a British MMA fighter will get 20,000 people following him to fight in Las Vegas like Ricky Hatton did? WIll never happen. Its like saying 20/20 cricket will be as popular as football. It has got bigger and its has its fans but is miles away from being as popular as football.

I'm staying up until lunch, Trott is looking okay. Strauss, what a knob!

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Passports/howlongittakesandurgentappplications/DG_174109

You take yourself far too seriously.

Yes, come on the queens Eleven, Follow, Follow....

they are a substiute for pull ups mate, so could do them if you can. That you tube clip is very odd!

i did exactly the same thing just now. No scratch on my car though.

So are you back in the closet now then? ANd like the bloke when asked if he has any kids replies "none that i know of", nothing says "I am a *****" quite like that.

Good effort mate. This is apparantly a warm up one to start with and then move onto the one in the OP once you can complete this 25 bodyweight rows 50 bodyweight squats 50 pushups 50 jumping jacks 50 mountain climbers 50 close grip pushups 25 bodyweight rows Not done this one yet but will give it a go tomorrow. You can swap excercises with the other one so maybe swap squats for deadlift if no bar available?

Some people just dont get it, we have to accept it. Although the "wotsit" one was s***.

I'd find that quite funny actually. how about "leave your prayer mat at the door, did you leave your prayer mat at the door?" or "Came for a curry, we only came for the curry" Now that is terrace wit. On a more serious note though as this thread is getting into the demographics on sexuality and race even though it started out as a light hearted one about terrace chants, Brighton is famous of being the gay capital of England, so not missing the point at all. Is calling Skates A Skate wrong because not everyone in Portsmouth is in the Navy?

it was me, the other geezer looked at me funny and almost spilled my pint.