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We are still in the famous 10 game adapting to the premier league phase so with 4 games to go we are one point ahead of schedule.

This is what we do as a club though isn't it. We sign young players or cheap players and hope they'll swim rather than sink, we get lucky a few times like with Livramento and Lavia but in the main they struggle and it's been rinse and repeat for years. We bring in managers thinking they're going to be the new Pochetino because we did it once before. Martin is just the latest in a long line of appointments of this ilk, the current squad the same. We never learn do we. We sign 2-3 players for the same price as one decent one in positions all over the pitch. Then we are left with a big, shit squad that aren't good enough to play and no one wants to sign. Different owners, different managers, different players same outcomes. What do they say the definition of madness is?

absolutely dreadful, getting absolutely dominated all over the pitch. We look like a disorganised pub team.

Fuck me this is embarassing.

why? It didnt work in the championship and so it was never going to work at premier league level

We've got a manager who has never won a premier league match, so if they've got that on their CV that's a start.

As dumb as me? You cant even tell the difference between a swimming pool and a beach.

we're only 9 defensive mistakes and 3 missed chances away from winning every game 1-0. #if #finemargins

You were trying to make that point by posting pictures of a swimming pool, a rock formation in the sea and two beaches?? Have you taken the CoT approach of posting clues as to what you're wanting to say?

Sorry but no way is that a beach. There are even small jacuzzi style pools in the background. Number 4 Riveria Resort is also blatantly a swimming pool too.

also the top one appears to be a swimming pool, not a beach.

It's EXACTLY like Shearer. If fact Che was better. Shearers 5 seasons with us he scored 3, 0, 3, 4, 13. Che had 5 seasons and scored 4, 9, 7, 5, 16, We get rid of them both after their best season with us and replace them with two shit players who do nothing. So Saintsy, the definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

bit like confusing Jews with Israelis, yes?

We spent the best part of £30m on BBD and Archer and Che has more league goals than both of them put together. It’s like Dixon and speedie replacing shearer again 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

I knew we'd regret allowing him to leave, cheers SR another fine mess. Wankersen strikes etc, cheers Les, if only Cortese was still here

fair point. Mrs T got made redundant from Saints when we were the championship, survived the first round of redundancies, went the second year after more cut backs so got the t-shirt on that one.

go down, win the title next year, what's not to like?

just delaying the inevitable surely? Unless there is a huge improvement we're pretty much gifting teams at least a one goal start most games with our tactics and cant score.

under RM Che actually had the second highest goal return in a season of his career.

Where is Ronnie Edwards? Wasn't he meant to be the next £50m defender? Not even making the bench most weeks.

what would make someone see their child for the first time on the day of their birth and think "yes, Grant really suits him"

Kevin/Kelvin was a 70s version of Jackson/Jaxon right?

Guess you got your info off the CoT thread where Ramsdale was called after the play off final and Fraser in June.

Bullying 🤣