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This ! what are we prime barca playing midfielders as defender is Charles prime maschereno ? I want to seem him as DM

I've thrown away kids happiness so I can watch the bournemouth game and you didn't even read my post properly, their tears will grow louder now i tell them no one believes me.

Paid 5 quid again, told kids no holiday for them this year and santa is giving us a miss as well, wife been divorced while i am at my poorest but am sure the game will be worth it.

Can't wait for this season to start.........need to stop having to pay 5 quid a stream.

Forgot about the liverpool save, was a good one.

Man United away 0-0 - he was man of the match and made some worldies

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Dead hahahahha

I saw 4 goals last time - that feels like more goals than i saw all last season - will go against my pirate nature and buy again

I dunno I have a tolerance for crapness with a young keeper and that tolerance is even higher when his more expensive back up is just as crap and can't kick a football.

thanks amigo, i knew about our shot saving was horrific but good to see the stats confirmed what my eyes showed me that we were rubbish at scoring as well.

Someone clever than me needs to let me know how many shots we faced v took/scored last season as I'm trying to see something. Best way to protect a goalie is reduce shots and unfortunately our defense let more shots on target than at a bukkake party.

Let's remember Forster was amongst the best keepers in Europe at 1 stage based on stats which we all know is incorrect, it had more to do with Fonte, Toby, Vic and Morgan in front of him.

Am pretty sure levy is crafty and just planted forests of tree's and in 20yrs will cut them all down to sell the timber.

Guys we are going to need a lawyer to sort this thread out, got just the man

Guys I've been following this thread with interest as it may surprise you i have played a high level of football myself as a goalkeeper, I wont say my name but the only clue i will give you is i live in munich and i hurt my leg skiing last year. I believe Bazunu will be mustard for the saints in the championship and if anyone knows him tell him to DM Manuel.

People focus too much on the 1 v 1 that led to the goal but conveniently forget about the 1 v 1 he saved a certain goal. Players need to stop these 1 v 1s, guess there was a loose ball in midfield and our CB's were caught out.

I look forward to redmond blaming everyone else for his mistakes at burnley.

It's ironic, we need people to leave purely to reduce the squad size. So we are currently in our depression cycle as these good players leave. Once some start pissing off we will start getting others in who we will no doubt have high hopes for, hopefully for once 1 is a striker and another attacking midfielder/inside forward who is a mini Tadic.

Turks trying to pull a fast one, feel sorry for lyanco and the club on this one. Probably off to Brazil instead now for less money.

I've got mine hanging off my bollocks

For a moment I thought you'd spiked my drink again sue and I'd played football against my neighbour. Will try and watch a game in this world cup to see if its a decent standard as last one I dunno what game it was but it was not pretty and put me off. Although I remember seeing a clip of a champions league game with some wonder goals in - whose the best team to watch sue? anyone ? Am talking passing football and a goal scoring machine.

He left in Jan in the most recent season so obviously he wasn't going to be in it. Might be worthwhile reviewing his stats - he's a good progressive/attacking rwb or right sided, if KWP goes then I am more than comfortable with Bree in that role as he seems to fit the profile Martin likes.

Yeah I'll go watch some local team be shit and not score for free.