hypochondriac

Indeed. You're a noble text warrior fighting to expose the seedy underbelly at Saint Mary's. Armed only with your trusty mobile phone you're going to cut some of those uncouth types down to size. A weekly tally would be awesome.

Anyone doing a gay wave at the Brighton fans next time we play them is getting some text justice.

I think this text number is tailor-made for the progressive modern fan such as yourself. Make sure to take a note so you can get the sexists removed.

Let's not forget that the police forces definition of a hate crime is an insult that is perceived by the victim to be motivated by hate. If they are using that definition then they'll be out for blood and hang any nuance or context.

Tbf I've been in the Northam a few times where someone has dropped something ungodly which hangs around for about ten minutes. Automatic ban for that imo.

If any plastic United or pool fan sits in the home end and gives it large when they score then they absolutely deserve what will come to them. Imagine no one saying anything and texting a humber instead. Ffs institutions become more infantilising by the day.

Public whipping or the stocks.

3 match ban for being p*ssed? I must have broken that rule a few times.

Bit of a worrying attitude on display. Pushed through by Gao or his representatives no doubt so the club probably didn't have much choice in the matter.

Was there anything about the sponsor?

You're obsessed. Go find something else productive to do.

Very hard to say if that's peeling or if it's meant to be like that.

She has to **** in front of everyone in a bucket so it's not all bad.

How else would you explain the announcement? If he was sincere in his desire to help the planet then he would renounce his titles and live a much meagre lifestyle. He won't of course which is why it's quite acceptable to question his motives for the announcement

Because the two children he does have will on average have a much much larger carbon footprint than most other people in the country. The only reason he announced that was to virtue signal and make himself feel good about what a special person he is. That attitude which is pervasive in modern society is what annoys me.

We have nothing to gain and everything to lose by drawing them at the moment.

I'll take your silence as an admission that I have never sent you or soggy a pm and you're a liar.

Got any proof of those claims? Because I can quite easily show the one you sent me.

I can't see it I'm afraid.

He sent me a weird pm as well in the past. He's an odd one for sure.

Americans who pronounce the word "buoy" booee.

That's the reason I went to both Prague and Milan. I wasn't going to get the chance again for a very long time and I knew it.

Virtue signalling announcements about unconscious bias and having two children to save the planet will be enough for most people. Very little reading required.

"in my experience I have found that generally men have been more able to put aside tribal concerns and build trust more quickly."

Oh my god. There aren't enough facepalms for this post. Open mouth, insert fist.