Winnersaint

You never know in few seasons time we might get off to a blistering start to the season when we turn into Stoke.

Ah, eventually we'll become like Stoke they wisely said.

We were shite at home against this lot in the run in to the play offs.

Nailed it.

Oh dear!

I reckon we've as much chance of seeing this guy in a Saints shirt as we have of seeing Bruce Forsyth fronting this years series of Strictly!

Krasnodar playing us like Putin playing Trump?

Hes a fat, orange, senile mong who shits himself!

The internet equivalent of 3-2-1?

Until you kneel on one of the fuckers!

That's a great wind up line! You should have gone the whole hog over the 13 weeks paid holiday.

Nice one Mr Roosevelt

Right im off for a swim in the Ionion Sea, hopefully things improve.

I know of at least 4 in Winnersh/Hurst area inc me.

Lift weights and don't forget your core.

Wow a Titanic survivor!

Very good player, very sad news. RIP.

Kind of predictable first game. I thought it my be away to provide maximum embarrassment to us.

Two weeks from the start of the tour. Pog or Vingegaard?

i agree.

Valenciennes going up in the world! Even get a TdF stage depart this year. Hope the new recruits are going to help you climb the leagues.

Could be interesting if he comes in for some of ours especially as they're part of the 49ers organisation now and will have cash to spend..

Game not sold out?

None of the above, would have made similar points as you without slinging scattergun insults.