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Why should it be Palace's responsibility to pay Pompey's players? The skate ****s have got some proper cheek asking for that.

Gael. The annoying bastard.

Wooo! Mod-free weekend in August! I'm going to have a massive "Skins party", damage everything, throw up on the main board, **** in the Lounge and have sex with the sluttiest female member in forum suggestions. After that I'm going to post sarcastic remarks everywhere!

From the little you've told us (the bits I've highlighted in particular) you have done nothing to restore the reputation of football/ Saints fans to your colleagues. I think it's disgusting that you openly admit to fighting to the death and inciting hooliganism purely to "defend" football and think that you need to get your priorities right in life. Violence is never the answer, and I suggest next time you try to use a different type of "defence". Try using your words and tell them about all the good times we've had as Saints fans. Tell them about Matt Le Tissier or something. You might find that that way you are in fact encouraing them to follow football rather than scaring them away from places like St. Mary's for life.

Uh-oh! The dreaded 2-0 victory over Liverpool. Doesn't this happen to every relegation candidate at some point suring the season? We did it when we went down. I think Boro did it last season, and I'm sure other teams have done it too! Pompey are doomed.

They forgot to say David Prutton was a bell-end.

Was it a full strength team from Norwich?

Isn't it on Sunday 28th?

Agree with everything you say except the bit in bold. I was in row FF, block 13 in the Itchen/Chapel corner a few weeks ago and they have the most panoramic views there!

Pompey fans seemed quite sympathetic towards me when Saints went into admin and I'll be nice to them. Everyone's different I guess. Doesn't mean to say I can enjoy whats happening to them at the moment when they're not around.

Completely unrelated PS3 question, but does anyone else have the problem of their controller not connecting to the system properly. Its starting to **** me off that whenever I turn it on I just get the 4 blinking lights and I can't do anything? The only was I can get round it is to turn it off and on at the mains before I use it every time.

To make this thread more fair and accurate, I think we should set up a number of polls to decide but firstly starting with the following awards: Southampton 2nd Best league game? 2nd Best cup game? 2nd Best goalkeeper? 2nd Best centre back? 2nd Best full back? 2nd Best centre mid? 2nd Best winger? 2nd Best striker? 2nd Best youngster to come through? 2nd Best manager? 2nd Overall player of the decade? 2nd Favourite away game? 2nd Favourite home game? 2nd Best away fans to visit SMS? 2nd Best home fans at a ground we've been to? 2nd Best Saints fans performance (home)? 2nd Best Saints fans performance (away)? Football in General 2nd Best goalkeeper? 2nd Best defender? 2nd Best midfielder? 2nd Best striker? 2nd Best manager? 2nd Overall player of the decade? Sport in General 2nd Overall Sportsman of the decade? 2nd Overall Sportswoman of the decade

Imagine everyone else in the room naked. It's a bit easier to do this if you turn up naked yourself. Resist the temptation to masturbate though. I think that's where I went wrong.

One step at a time now. Don't try to walk before you can crawl.

Will there be pictures? Also will there be mention of this forum? If so we should include some of the best posts from people like Wiltshire Saint, Deppo, saint francis and david from sweden.

shut up you t*sspot. I am sick to death of you, tbh. You are always on here postiong stupid, irrelevent sh*t, insulting other people, though you literally cannot take it when people isult you back, and you just turn to childish name-calling why dont you try and post something serious, something relevent, and something half-thought out for a change, instead of not even remotely thought-out. you might think you are impressing people on here. but you aren't. here's some news for you: no one give s a flying f*ck, least of all me

I'm going to use this quote in every post I make from now on.

**** me, I hope you don't have a massive party and invite all your friends from Colchester and Huddersfield. They'd be mightily ****ed off with you if you do!

I've got a few issues with this "anatomy". It just seems a wee bit out-dated. Not like 19C's opinion of golf, but more in a "well isn't everyone like that" kinda way. Lets start analysing the diagram in a clockwise direction. Firstly, what has poor eyesight got to do with being a geek? A lot of people of that man's age need glasses. I wear them. Does that make me a geek? My 102 year old grandmother needs them...does that make her a geek? Ozzy Osborn wears them. Does that make him a geek? I'm not sure what a perl shirt is? I'm assuming it means polo shirt? I wear lots of polo shirts. My girlfriend wears them every now and again in bed. Real geeks can't brag about this sort of stuff. My (and probably most other people's) image of a sterotypical geek is of a scrawny little kid with about a 28'' waist. Fat people can't be geeks. It's just kind of wrong. Ask Jill. I have a watch. I helps me to tell the time and is particuarly useful when travelling between differnt time zones, which I do about 3 times a week as part of my profession as a professional scrabble player. Pants? Does this mean pants? Or trousers? It is my understanding that english geeks like to use american terminology for stuff like this. If it does mean pants though, surely every has a good pair? You know (possibly) for those special occasions :smt008 My 102 year old grandmother has a cat, as do 13 million other Britons according to 2001 cencus data. A cell phone? Is this something prisoners use? Geeks don't go to prison. And a lot of those who do have mobile phones. Multiple computers? Hello! Welcome to the 21st century buddy. Tiger Woods has about 9 in his house (that'll be closer to about 4 and a half in a few weeks though I expect). Toy Story! One of the most popular animated films of all time. My nephew has lots of toy story toys. Perhaps this guy is just a nice family man. There's nothing wrong, or geeky, about that! I have a messy desk. I just can't be arsed to clean it. People think best (geeks do a lot of thinking) in a clean and tidy environment. Why would a geek be messy for? Is it geeky to like beer? Pro golfers drink tons of the stuff on the job! Is it now a crime to have crockery in your house? Perhaps he likes popcorn. I like popcorn, am I a geek? The tramp who lives outside the cinema in Portsmouth likes popcorn (well he eats it anyway), is he a geek? I saw a rat eating some old popcorn once. Is the rat a geek? Cordless phone? These days we just call them phones. I have 3 of them in my house. What is a server room? Is that like a wireless router? Surely in this day an age a lot of people have them? I can't even see a library of computer books in the photo? And again, what is a computer book? Is it just like a book? Some people like reading books. They can help them pass the time, fill them with knowledge or even be used as bog roll in emergencies. And finally, why is everyone using the term "geek" as a derogatory term? I'd love to be a geek.

Tiger Woods can.

Ponty has the power. I've always imagined him as the He-man of SWF.

The FA cup definately. We owe so much of our clubs history to this compeition and we should take it seriously. I genuinely believe our side is as good as any in the Championship, and if Millwall and Cardiff have been able to make the final in recent seasons, who's to say we can't?...and maybe even win it. All we need is a few good draws (i.e. against fairly lowly opposition...we've been luck for the first 3 rounds), and maybe just pull of 1 or 2 shock results in the latter stages. Its a very real possibility.

It is in Australia.

Cardiff away. I guarantee it.