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I thought Steven Davis was going to be?

Barnard!!!!!!!!! 1-1.

What a ridiculous argument. How do you know we weren't only planning to pay £10m, but have already stretched it to £11.8m? If we're willing to stretch that further to £13-15m, why not just go that little bit further and spend £20-25m on someone slightly better instead?

No number 3 I see. That'll probably be saved for our 3rd choice goalkeeper if we sign one.

Honestly....who gives a ****?

I'm willing to be, that as things stand, Lawro can't name more than 3 Southampton players. I dont think I'll read too much into his opinion. Scoring goals is one thing I'm pretty sure our squad can do.

Deppo tried to get that one going for Papa Waigo a few seasons ago. I still a bit disappointed that it never took off. P.s. Their website is ****e.

Well I'd never seen it before (I've still only got as far as the 5th minute actually, but thought I'd share anyway).... [video=youtube;D1Wz_Hiy-iA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Wz_Hiy-iA Enjoy!

I nominate this person. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?3983-littleoldladysaint

Would it be immature to start a Twitter rumour that this couple are lifelong Pompey fans? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19249490

You're being a bit naive if that's what you really think. Why would they have been talking about it this week (just a few days before WE play them - not United). They're planning on winding us all up, and it's probably going to work!

Just had a quick look at their forum. Looks like they're planning a chant to mock the fact that we didn't finish top of the league last season. http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=263802

Tommy Forecast as Sylvester Stallone.

My mobile number doesn't begin with 0845. PM me picture of yourself if you want it.

Shouldn't this be in the weather forecast forum?

...and any other thread.

How do you have 3 and 7 month old babies? 4 months is not a very long gap in between. I thought pregnancy took about 9 months these days? Are they really your children? Or are you a man whore? To answer your question: I don't know.

Oh come on guys, playing this vague "we care about where council money goes in Portsmouth" card is making all the Saints fans posting on this board look slightly pathetic. Thats not the reason you - or anyone - on this board cares that they're being bailed out. Admit it - it's because they're Portsmouth and they're Southampton's local rivals. There's nothing wrong with that, so why make out like you need reasons like this? Just laugh at their prediciment for what it is, otherwise it really does make us all look a bit pathetic really. Go on Twitter and it's full of Pompey fans saying we're obsessed - and it seems our 7 years of being below them has made us that way. Let's all just move on now. If they die, they die. If they live, they live. Either way, we'll be better off than them in every possible way. P.s. That isn't a dig at the post I've quoted by the way. Just everyone who posts reguarly on this thread. P.p.s. And I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss 'The Saga'. Just stop pretending to be morally outraged by it.

ADKINS LEAVES!!! Superb humour on my part, I'm sure you'll agree.

Just to clarify, if we choose a dead person would they be dead when we met them? Or are we assuming they'd come back to life for it? If they did come back to life would they be the same as when they were previously alive or be like a zombie? Can we choose a living player that we would like to meet in zombie form? I'd like to meet Ted Bates, but not sure I'd like him as a zombie. Strangely, if Jos Hooiveld ever dies (obviously I hope he doesn't), I'd like to see him as a zombie because it'd be amusing. Anyway, to answer your question, Ali Dia (who I assume is still alive).

My punishment would somehow refelct their "crime". For example, if they hit their brother, I would (justifiably) punch them. If they don't eat all their dinner, I starve them for a week or two. If they don't do their homework, I make them work in a sweat shop for a few weeks. If they use bad language, I just tell the **** to **** the ****ing **** off.

Go via London. It takes about the same amount of time I think, but at least you get an hour or so strolling round the underground network. The virgin train from Euston to Manchester is also nicer/faster with fewer stops than the direct Southampton to Manchester train. There's lots of places to drink in Manchester. You should all try Canal Street. Everyone there is very friendly.

Are you willing to admit you made yourself sound like a bit of a **** earlier in this thread yet Alps?

I thought of a new event earlier. Upstream swimming. They could use the rapids they use for canoeing/kayaking. It'd be brilliant. Just a simple race from bottom to top. Anyone know anyone official I could mention it too - would I get a pay-out if they like the idea?