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Transfers have not been miserable. FACT.

Nah. Reminds me of someone else..

Apologies, it's just when you said it was almost military level I was keen to understand which level, so intriguing.. but then if you don't know anywhere close to the full extent then *taps nose, knowingly* it's a NTKB - roger that. As you were, soldier.

Almost Military Levels of Secrecy... care to quantify this or is it FYEO?? Maybe you could divulge the specific level you refer to? I love it, is Le Carre an advisor to Les?

Palass... you mark my words...

I couldn't give a **** about others not giving a ****.

Agreed, I think Clasie adapted quite well last season and I'd be expected a bit more from him this coming season.

English would help too...

I could be wrong but I think one of the conditions of the sale was that Pierre would not represent Denmark at the Olympics.

He had 6 Months left on his contract at QPR. Without wishing to state the bleeding obvious footballers do get injuries. We don't need a Pelle replacement we need a Mane replacement.

We splashed £4m on Pelle's replacement. Despite popular belief he's been relatively injury free for his career so far... hope it continues.

Sidney's brother. If only I could...

We are going to sell our prize assets and buy tat.

He's been bought in as a squad player to offer cover. As far as I know he's not a cousin of a former African Player of the Year and therefore should be of some benefit / positive impact to the football club.

How did you feel about: - Mane - Steven Davis - Graziano - Ryan Bertrand Don't bothering answering, I think I've made my point.

Back to work today, training is the priority. Then needs to: shower, haircut, spray tan, choose watch, pluck eyebrows - quick back, sack and crack (just in case...) then the club will PR the f**K out of this great news. #wegroomon

Jose has been fantastic for us and I hope he sees out his Premier League career with us but I'd be more worried if it was Virgil that was being linked with the likes of Man Utd.

Targett will progress quicker playing week in week out, he wont get that whilst Ryan is fit.

**DRAMA**

Is Mr Lungs referring to the contract Jose signed last year..?

Agreed, let's stop all signings at once.

Yep, little under half the window left... maybe we don't have to hit the panic button just yet. I'd hate to see Jose go but he is getting to that stage where we will find it difficult to match what others are willing to pay him. Fingers crossed that it's not all about the money for him.

Reality check required, unfortunately.

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