Pugwash

Good idea. Obvious really.

Best question so far. Hamster?

That was my first question, ffs! Anyway, what's with the questions on space - you're closer to it than me on the 17th floor. How come you don't know?

Yes. At its beginning. Or not.

Itself - space is inverted. Next q - why is raining on my patio this morning?

Why would being head of FIFA one day make him be honest?

Sweaty, dirty, wrinkled stockings - what more could you ask for?

Feel for Griggs, he must be gutted having given them such a good foundation to see it all p1ssed against the wall in a few seasons.

Depends what your perceptions and expectations are. First you need to be careful about your choice of cruise line. Do you want formal, informal or a mixture? Basic or Classy? Stuffy or Sophisticated? Adults only or family? Fun and energy pursuits or relaxation? Then think about destinations. Sun or culture? Cruising or island-hopping? Also what type of ship: Small ship or large resort ship? Inside or outside cabin? Balcony? My personal favourite is Celebrity: elegant, sophisticated, relaxing and high quality. Princess is also a good all-rounder. Least favourite is P&O - not as classy as it makes out and service is a bit lacking. Can be a bit too 'Brits abroad'. Cunard is a bit up itself. Royal Caribbean excellent for activities and families. Basically there's a choice for most everyone. Best thing is you can be on holiday within an hour of leaving home when departing from Southampton.

Passed through there on the way to Graz (Steyr) about 18 years ago. Beautiful. Watch out for the temperatures - can reach the high 30's in summer. Oh, and I'm taking mrs P cruising (of course)

Passed through there on the way to Graz (Steyr) about 18 years ago. Beautiful. Watch out for the temperatures - can reach the high 30's in summer. Oh, and I'm taking mrs P cruising (of course)

Is this Darren Lewis the same kn0b who's on Sky Sports News?

OK, own up. Who put our 'sash' shirt in the advert?

At Southampton latitudes payback on the current feed-in tariffs will be typically 8-9 years at best, for a directly south facing roof. Gets longer the further north you go. Not a DIY job either, as it needs to be installed by a MCS accredited company. Tip - the weakest part of the system is the inverters. Go for Fronius or Sunny Boy, otherwise you'll be looking at new inverters in 8-10 years.

Try these guys at Segensworth: http://www.thewheelspecialist.co.uk/File/fareham-details.php Made a decent job of my SLK wheels a couple of years ago. Can't remember what I paid now - think it was about 60 each. Don't know if they'll do Mates Rates tho'.

According to a friend of mine: "Anything more than a handful's wasted" - typical bloody sweaty.

These: http://www.cornishpasties.org.uk/pasty-crisps.htm

Would you have to shoot me if you told me what you were in?

Hmm, interesting. Define 'technically' - like give me an altitude...

England, Scotland, Wales, N.Ireland, Eire, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, France, Belgium, Holland, Luxembourg, Lichtenstein, Switzerland, Austria, Czech Republic, Italy, Vatican(?), Spain (incl Balearics and Canaries), Portugal (incl Cape Verdes and Madeira), Croatia, Greece, Turkey, Libya, Algeria, Nigeria, Cameroon, Congo, South Africa, Kenya, Seychelles, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, UAE, Oman, Kuwait, Iraq, Iran, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Singapore, China, Japan, Brunei, Australia, USA (incl Hawaii), Mexico, Panama, Costa Rica, Colombia, Cayman Islands, St Kitts, Grenada, oh, and Portsea Island.

What? You mean you're ****ging Imogen Thomas?

Happy Birthday Ron. You made me a Saints fan for life. BTW, what WERE you and Martin Chivers doing shopping in Edwin Jones at lunchtime on a matchday?

Leeds worth a shout at 20/1?

Chemistry

They have much more stringent regulations about the quality of water used for brewing. Couple of guys I know married Bavarian women and moved over there. I didn't believe them till I tasted their stuff - so much better than the versions they send us or are brewed in the UK. Got totally bladdered in the home town of Warsteiner in the 90's (all the bars sold exclusively Warsteiner) but no headache/hangover in the morning - couldn't believe it!