I will ask questions tough questions
Like:
What is 0 divided by 0?
Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?
What colour does a smurf go when you strangle it?
If I saw him on the pitch i'd say "Oi liebherr - you a billionaire or not? if you're lets see some cash" if he didnt pull out loads of £50's on demand id suspect he's a fake.
Sounds to me like these guys temporarily went down the wrong path of life and you helped them back to the right path.
However St. Jason - you are not a steward so should not be trying to enforce the "sit down" rules - be careful going forward as impersonating a steward is illegal.