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At least we've sorted out our mis-firing strikers. Oh.

Rondon close to Newcastle move.

FFS.

I always thought "3 at the back" referred to the number of centre-backs, not the number of goals you concede with the system.

Hoedt's pre-season level being consistently awful is a tremendous feat.

I approve of this move.

ITK?

West Ham aim to beat Chelsea to signing of Brazil winger Bernard: https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/03/west-ham-bernard-chelsea-brazil-winger Because you can never sign enough wingers...

Unless Cedric / Lemina / Targett go, I can't see us getting enough cash for a couple of in's. I'm sure we will see a few youngster loan departures over the next month.

Expect the wage offer to be 10p & a fried mars bar a week.

Think we are in for a quiet week next week?

Burnley agree fee with 'Boro for Ben Gibson.

http://thesun.uk/6017DtMUx Balls.

https://thisisfutbol.com/2018/08/blogs/southampton-can-buy-aribo-for-1million/

Hughes says Cedric has a stomach bug. Hasn't travelled back yet.

Who's the Inter Milan player?

Depends if it means it sharpens them up or not. I'm just hoping they don't sign a fast striker by deadline day.

A right-back!

Maybe Ajax gave us a 50% Ziyech voucher code in exchange for getting Tadic for peanuts.

Palace sign Meyer.

Fulham sign Mawson

Burnley bid for Ben Gibson?

Wages cost so much though. We are still likely carrying big chunks of Boufal / Carillo / Clasie wages. Plus a keeper we don't want at 90k a week. I think if we had the cash, we'd spend it.

Glad it wasn't just me, mate! Mind. Blown. (Cheers for posting that!)

WBA reject Burnley bid for J-Rod.