THINWHITEDUKE

Steve, I have an XL sash home shirt going spare, I somehow received two for my birthday and not wanting to upset either party's kept them both. PM if interested.

Is this serious bidding guys or just the usual SWF p*ss take? I would have thought it was worth at least £25 of anybody's money?

A mate of mine does house clearance for a living, so right in the middle of Skatesville, he has unearthed a saints football, adorned with club crests all over and autographs of several of the players, le tiss, james beattie etc. He is not a football fan, but wants to know if any saints fans out there would like to make an offer for it? So here goes then, how much would you pay for one of these? You can pm me if you want!

Draw tonight on Sky Sports news after Cov v Cardiff. Are we, as a club, taking this seriously this season? As always, discuss!

Absolute cluster***, doesn't recognise my customer number, so I used my e-mail address, nope, this address already exists on the database, yep, cos it's mine duh! Password incorrect! Post code didn't work either and by the way it's your own post code not the clubs, customer number is not on database so no way of getting into my account. Ordered and paid for mine and a mate's season ticket over the phone about 5 weeks ago, guess what? Season tickets both turned up at his address with his customer number and name on them despite the fact they were paid for with two seperate credit cards and customer numbers used. You really couldn't make this up, so I rang the ticket office, they told me "You'll have to come over to the TO personally, your mate will have to write us a signed letter explaining what has happened , then request us to re-isssue your mate's season ticket with his own details on it" I despair, I really do!

My mate persists in calling him Ronald Colman (9 February 1891 – 19 May 1958) was an English actor, popular during the 1930s and 1940s), has a nice ring to it apart from the fact he's no longer alive! The same mate who must have gone to school with Paul Merson, so we have Adam Luarner, Jay Rodridges, Luke Shoar etc. I'll try to educate him but I think I've got no chance with Ronald Koo-mun.

Coming from someone who no longer resides in, or contributes to the city economy that's rich!!

Ditto

Strawberry Fields pub (Lock, Stock and Barrel) in Locks Heath centre streams all Saints games, as does the British Legion Park Gate (sometimes not good quality picture), Sarisbury Green Social has BT sports package so today's game will be better quality picture there today.

Well done to the fans too, they deserve some praise.

Anyone else notice yesterday Gazzaniga's heavy strapping on his left hand/fingers? Noticed for the second goal when diving he put out his right hand with the ball going to his left and when he cut out a cross from Ramirez he used his his 'wrong' hand, seems to suggest he's carrying an injury too.

Tsar edt by van Cleef & Arpels only available on Amazon or cheap smells. Absolutely loaded with testosterone and female baiting pheromones.

This.......Quality!!!

Yes they do, their official titles are 'enablers'

But is he Jonno quick?

This ^^

Thought you seemed a bit tense these past few days, but your darts have improved sh@g!

I wonder if there will be the half season ticket option later this year?

No keeper or training kits, no wallets etc. Did notice that the models/dummies had Adidas football boots of many differing styles but no price tags. Maybe 2+2=5

Bridge Inn, Yacht, Swan, Obelisk all in Woolston

And me

Can't say too much till I post the pics but it's quite childish really, nawty boy syndrome but not pwoppa nawty!!

Apparently the midwife said the baby was just like the parents, no hair like the father and no t*ts like the mother!

When I get round to attempting this, it will concern one particular t*t from the other end of the M27!!