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Dick gone. I bet Deutsche Bank's stakeholders are now shaking in their boots.

My 92 year old father in law nearly fell victim to a scam. Fortunately he still had the nous to confirm with his bank that there was no problem with his account and that he need not give his money to the friendly courier who was coming to collect it. I have several "warrants out for my arrest" from the Inland Revenue (note the American phraseology). There are countless parcels of mine waiting to be delivered if I only pay a surcharge. Several energy companies want my bank details to pay me a refund which is very nice of them as I don't even use them. I suspect that I am not the only person who recently has been bombarded by fraudsters. It doesn't matter though as according to this government fraud is not to be included in crime figures. Real crimes are things like burgulary for which the figures are going down - perhsps because so many people are staying at home. This lot really are clueless.

Fun times ahead boys and girls. Rees Mogg Twat promoted to being a full member of Cabinet and now we have a minister for Brexit opportunities. Just wait for stories about crowns on beer glasses and the joys of having a black passport. Interesting to see that Johnson's change of Government direction means even more jobs for Etonians. I bet the red wall voters just can't get enough of the posh boys's voices.

Duckie writes cockanee what with his "pony" "sweaties" etc. He will be able to communicate with them.

Could have been better. Could have been worse. See the hot balls trick has worked so that City , Chelsea , Liverpool avoid each other.

Mad Nad says that Johnson tells the truth. She also believes in Father Christmas and the tooth fairy.

OMG. Its Friday night and Shit for Brains has been drinking again. The only problem is that he will wake up tomorrow and still be pigshit thick.

Excellent. "Eton is like Hogworts for wankers" - a brilliant line.

I thought the toxic culture was cleaned up 15 months ago when Cummings and his crew left. We had a fresh start then. Under Johnson it seems that a fresh start is an annual event.

They were probably related.

I am sure that our friend on here didn't study feminism and media studies. More like " how to make poisons."

Conservative MP Mark Jenkinson reckons that breaking Covid rules is like parking on a double yellow line! Jesus wept! I would ask "where do the Conservatives find these people to become MPs" but in his case it is apparent. UKIP. The MP in question founded his local UKIP branch and was their candidate in 2015. The UKIP infiltration of the Tory party is doing the Conservative brand no favours. Hopefully one day it will be readdressed. Jenkinson represents Workington so with a bit of luck this will be a red wall seat that changes MP at the next opportunity.

Johnson has now become a national joke. Ant and Dec cottoned onto this several weeks ago. At the cricket recently people drinking beer were holding up signs saying "this is a work event. " Sales of Boris masks must have gone through the roof recently. Csnadians that I speak to cannot understand how he is still PM. He is Britain's Trump. People normally don't vote for national jokes. I don't think that they will at the next election whenever it comes ... but the fat lying c**t has a way of defying political gravity. .

What? You expect Shit For Brains to be consistent in his opinions?

That is why Private Eye calls her "Mad Nad"

If that was the case there would be little incentive for him to move up north. As well as increased wages, I would guess that Targett would be on some large bonus if Newcastle stay up. Good luck to him.

Poor old Matty Targett. Looks as if he has failed to impress Gerrard. Actually, I'll rephrase that - Very rich Matty Targett. I hope he screws Newcastle for a very large wedge. Good luck to him.

Excellent feature. Thanks for posting.

The Sue Gray report will be widely regarded as a stitch up if it is as limited as it sounds. It will all backfire on Fatty if it is not taken seriously after he has waited so long for it to prove his innocence. An obvious stitch up will destroy any credibility the Fat Git still possesses.

Why would Tini want to break the terms of the loan deal? We only have him after he turned down a 5yr deal from Chelsea preferring us for the first team football that we offered. What would have changed for him to want to return there?

Oh dear. Something gone wrong with the academy????

Very true and somewhat contrary to his popular image. Someone on this forum recommended "Football Hackers" by Christoph Biermann. It is a good read and makes you realise that there are many different forms of stats. I guess the skill comes in knowing how to use them.

After we threashed Villa, 6 -1 at the end of 2014 / 2015 I stayed behind for the lap of appreciation. As I passed the players entrance on my way home , the Villa players were slinking onto their coach. They had just put up an abject performance and didn't want any adulation - all apart from Tumbledown Jack who was happily signing autographs and lapping up the attention. For some reason I saw red at the idiot being hero worshipped after his team had just lost 6-1 and shouted at him that he was a disgrace, should be ashamed at his performance and shouldn't be signing. I am a big bloke and suppose that I can seem intimidating. For a split second everyone stopped and Grealish looked as if he was about to burst into tears. He stopped signing and went onto the coach. He may be many, many times richer than me and can play football at a level light years away from my ability but I know that I have more of a backbone than him. 😀

I think the bloke is a raving loony. I have heard that Pompey Poly's finest likes to stick pencils up his nose and say "wibble" whenever he is under pressure.

That sounds awful. I can understand your anger.