LGTL

Gervais, Lee Evans, Jimmy Carr and Miranda all awful.

Boring. Is it too much to ask to get a decent away tie for once?

Yes plenty of times.

Quite - Pelle had the ball on the touchline with his back to goal. How the **** is that an advantage over having a free kick on the edge of the box?

Pretty decent chance of the replay being televised.

I've flown on that plane (G-VROM) on that route. I also survived. I've nothing else to add.

If I was Pardew I'd take it. Newcastle fans are mostly idiots who think they should be challenging for the title - he'll never please them up there.

Always amazes me that people go on about his height. Must be the Japanese stereotype.

I work in Bournemouth and it would be hell. I hope they come up just so we could have the chance to beat them twice.

No.

Toby is the best defender I've ever seen in a Saints shirt.

They need a proper rival. Been producing utter ****e for a few years now.

We are playing a Championship side, and a good one at that, not a conference team.

Langley Lodge Gardens was the place to go for years, I was lucky enough to live there. Stopped some time ago now unfortunately.

The South Coast Derby only started after March 2004 if you ask any skate. The years before that have been swept under the carpet like an unwanted electricity bill.

Good set of results for us.

Derby day in the North East today. I'm 27 and often wonder if I'll see a derby (cups permitting) this side of 50. I highly doubt it

We will stand but sure it wouldn't be a problem to swap or for him to stand on his seat. Enjoy!

From Eastleigh I think.

Fancy signing a 5 year contract on good money for a team you've always supported. Lucky sod.

Koeman confirmed in press conference that we are interested but can't afford his wages so it's a no goer.

Just seen the goal again. I didn't realise what a howler it was from Forster!

We have to stop the rot, a point would be more than acceptable. Forster Clyne Fonte Yoshida Bertrand JWP Toby Long Davis Tadic Pelle

Got in at 2, up for work at 6. I bet those ****s are still in bed... We were utterly useless and appeared to not give a ****. Ironically, our L1 team would have probably won that.

Wow, and he listened?! Have a word with him!