LGTL

Was brilliant in its heyday but utterly ****e now.

I remember saying when Newcastle came here that the kits were a tad similar. Still if it was ok for that match it's strange they've changed it for this one.

I assume you mean QPR away? You have no chance.

Only restricted view tickets left now, will sell out pretty soon I'd say.

Can't wait for this weekender, up Friday and back Sunday. Forster Bertrand Fonte Gardos Clyne Reed JWP Tadic/Long Davis Elia Pelle

So so comfortable. We barely started.

After Newcastle we don't play until February. Relax.

Behave you loser. Libellous? Good grief.

A very good one. The "setback" that Koeman talked about recently was the cleaning out procedure I believe. FWIW I think he'd be mad to not take the new contract we've offered him.

He had 3 operations on his knee, the original doctor made a mess of the first procedure. He has also had a clear out of his knee since then. I'll be surprised if he's the same player.

Just walking out of OT. I've waited 27 years for that. Utterly superb.

Bless them. Deluded melts.

1-1

I'd be surprised if Rojo, Rafael or Blind play any part. Shaw will probably start and go off after 10 minutes.

Think that might be a little bit of bluff by LVG.

Big game this and I'm looking forward to it. Forster Fonte Gardos Toby Clyne Bertrand Morgan Wanyama Davis Tadic Pelle

Gervais, Lee Evans, Jimmy Carr and Miranda all awful.

Boring. Is it too much to ask to get a decent away tie for once?

Yes plenty of times.

Quite - Pelle had the ball on the touchline with his back to goal. How the **** is that an advantage over having a free kick on the edge of the box?

Pretty decent chance of the replay being televised.

I've flown on that plane (G-VROM) on that route. I also survived. I've nothing else to add.

If I was Pardew I'd take it. Newcastle fans are mostly idiots who think they should be challenging for the title - he'll never please them up there.

Always amazes me that people go on about his height. Must be the Japanese stereotype.

I work in Bournemouth and it would be hell. I hope they come up just so we could have the chance to beat them twice.