LGTL

South Today when they interview ‘locals’ about whatever news they’re talking about. Without fail, 100% moron.

Trump is bloody clever and isn't missing a trick here. Fully supports us leaving the EU, obviously, as it makes it far easier for him to come and pillage us with his 'trade deals' and try get his grubby hands into the NHS trough. He is America first and couldn't give a ****e about us, and is going to happily bully whatever little pimpsqueak we get in power after May.

8 goals in 32 in Belgium, and 3 in 5 in the Europa League. Not bad figures for a midfielder but I'll hold judgement after the Ely disaster.

Fiat 500 Twitter.

OAP's and those retired lot who decide to go out on a weekend and clog the roads up doing 20. They have all week and should be housebound when everyone else is off.

Sir David Jason

Needs to be moved on.

Some list.

Bless.

As long as he doesn’t touch Education again.

Nothing except far easier access to jobs, a gold plated final salary pension, massive % increase in house prices... Anyone over the age of 55 who isn't absolutely loaded needs to take a look at themselves. Anyway, at least we've all democratically voted for those UNELECTED EURO BUREAUCRATS.

Ah, forgot the top one. Usually women, check balance, collect mini statement, think for 30 seconds, check balance again, end up taking £5 out. Just ****ing get on with it.

Slow walkers Drivers who don't indicate Reality TV Rugby 'bantz' People at airport security who act completely shocked when their litre bottle of water isn't allowed through Jim White

They're scabs, they'll do exactly the same as this season. Boycott until they can all get excited. Portsmouth FC; No class, no principles, no success.

Makes you wonder what the point is really, they're absolutely superb and almost makes you glad that Saints didn't luck their way to the final to face that.

Boring, predictable final.

We deserve to be instantly relegated for this load of ****e.

****ING MASSIVE LOL'S SCAB BOTTLERS

Less then a minute...

No teeth and wearing a Nike hoodie and Nike tracksuit bottoms. Sums up the locals.

State of some of the locals, hilarious stuff.

Oh god please no.

I'm going to have to turn this off in a minute, it's Sunday league FFS.

Skates could be down to 9 already. The locals are frothing at the mouth, bless em.

Yes, no away goals rule.