LGTL

End with Brighton home, Bournemouth away and Sheffield Utd home. Three nice games to confirm our European spot.

Bournemouth last away game, home AGAIN on the last day of the season. Chelsea away on Boxing Day, Spurs home NYD.

Rabiot FFS.

Has a leaked fixture list EVER been correct? I can recall no such time.

13-0 I mean honestly.

This. Not forgetting the ridiculous wage he is on for having achieved absolutely nothing. Should have been sold years ago.

The goals need to be made smaller if the goalkeeping is to have any chance of improving. I'm being deadly serious.

Away on my honeymoon for the first month of the season so hopefully I'll miss some of the games I doubt I'll bother with, namely away to the Manchester and Liverpool clubs. As long as I don't miss Spurs away then I'm not that fussed.

Some fantastic goalkeeping on display once again.

As above. Top 10, the odd cup run and in with a chance of winning them, and the odd venture into Europe. It really isn't that much to ask.

We’ll be fine until eventually we’re relegated. Which will happen under this regime eventually. Then shit really will hit the fan.

Hojbjerg puts Denmark 1-0 up.

There’s been plenty to bash the England fans about and Winter is usually fair, but it was a ridiculous tweet.

South Today when they interview ‘locals’ about whatever news they’re talking about. Without fail, 100% moron.

Trump is bloody clever and isn't missing a trick here. Fully supports us leaving the EU, obviously, as it makes it far easier for him to come and pillage us with his 'trade deals' and try get his grubby hands into the NHS trough. He is America first and couldn't give a ****e about us, and is going to happily bully whatever little pimpsqueak we get in power after May.

8 goals in 32 in Belgium, and 3 in 5 in the Europa League. Not bad figures for a midfielder but I'll hold judgement after the Ely disaster.

Fiat 500 Twitter.

OAP's and those retired lot who decide to go out on a weekend and clog the roads up doing 20. They have all week and should be housebound when everyone else is off.

Sir David Jason

Needs to be moved on.

Some list.

Bless.

As long as he doesn’t touch Education again.

Nothing except far easier access to jobs, a gold plated final salary pension, massive % increase in house prices... Anyone over the age of 55 who isn't absolutely loaded needs to take a look at themselves. Anyway, at least we've all democratically voted for those UNELECTED EURO BUREAUCRATS.

Ah, forgot the top one. Usually women, check balance, collect mini statement, think for 30 seconds, check balance again, end up taking £5 out. Just ****ing get on with it.