Wade Garrett

He's been right before, been wrong before. But he has been pretty good recently. I've been told that he loves it here, and his wife does as well. Thought I'd share what I've been told, but don't hang me if he goes elsewhere. For what it's worth, I reckon there's a decent chance he's staying.

The same person who told me about the keeper days before we signed him, told me this morning that we've got Toby. As I've said before, not quite bloke down the pub, but not far off it.

Good work.

Could I politely ask all the f*ckwits debating Spurs and Liverpool to do it somewhere else. Thank you, c*nts.

Couldn't give a flying f*ck about Spurs or Liverpool. Thought this thread was about Toby.

A team with Toby, Fonte, Wanyama and Morgan is going to be difficult for anyone to beat. If we sign Toby and keep Morgan, I reckon we could have an even better side next season. No reason why we couldn't finish higher than Spurs or Liverpool.

Not quite bloke down the pub, but not far off.

Only thing I've been told is that Toby really likes it at Saints, and his missus loves living here. I reckon there's a deal to be done.

Anyone going to Liverpool is going for financial reasons, not football ones. They are on a downward spiral, have no chance of top 4, and have a manager who is a legend in his own opinion but is way out of his depth and his floundering on borrowed time.

Had an array of bets. Backed Rory, Jimmy Walker, Ricky Fowler, Hunter Mahan and Poulter. Shied away from Dustin Johnson. Don't think his short game is good enough and he's a serial choker. Now he's burning it up. i truly am a bookies dream. Anyone else had a wager?

True, but if anyone can get them firing in the new season Koeman can.

Not too sure it's a good idea signing these players so early and giving them holiday pay straight away. Surprised nobody else has picked up on this.

Apologies if I've misunderstand, but by deeper do you mean defensive? Davis covered there for us several times last season and was poor. Definitely not his best position imo.

I reckon that will be it on the striker front. Jay Rod is like a new signing, and we also have Shane Long and Pelle. I would be amazed if we made a move for anyone else.

Austin.

Austin would be a great signing.

My mum used to say to me 'if you don't leave it alone, it'll fall off'. Happy days.

Cheers Archie, this would be a seriously good signing.

What do you reckon the chances are of completing the deal?

I once had a job retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arse. She was lovely.

Big Sam did drop him last season. West Ham might be tempted to cash in.

This might polarise opinion, but I reckon Mark Noble would be a good signing. Always thought how under-rated he is.

It would impact on the Asian construction workers from the sub-continent who are treated like slaves and might get their passports back. Not bad at all.

Norrkoping would be good.

I think you take the Internet a bit too seriously. CB, just saying it as i see it.