Wade Garrett

Will be a battle in the middle of the pitch between Wanyama and Nzonzi. Then there's the dirty back 4 who will be kicking anything that moves. Hopefully we've got a strong ref.

Barcelona manage it, and they've got Champions League on top of everything else.

I reckon he'll start on the bench.

'Have you ever just sat staring at Louise until you realise you've got a semi on then had to sort yourself out in the shed?' Comedy gold, even my missus ****ed herself laughing at that one.

If we sell Gaston, I would like to see him replaced. But not too bothered about elsewhere, that's why we invest in our Academy.

Drogba took a whole season to settle at Chelsea, and he turned out to be really crap didn't he.

He is slightly to the right of Adolf Hitler.

Worst post of the year winner?

Have really enjoyed our last 2 qualifiers. Manager deserves a lot of credit for our attacking play, and high pressing. Reckon he's been watching a few Saints games.

From his agent's latest outburst, he'll be on his way as soon as Cortese is offered enough money. Shame, really gifted player, but it hasn't worked out for him.

At least this proves that he wants to play. Fair play to him for having the balls to speak to the manager about it.

British Military Hospital in Munster, West Germany. Registered with the British Consulate straight away, so the Hun couldn't call me up. Terry Butcher was born in Singapore, his dad was in the RAF. I am 100% sure Jack isn't talking about this, rather the likes of say, Morgan playing for England, or Eduardo De Silva for Croatia, just because they have worked in a particular country for a while. International football will lose its meaning if this carries on. Wilshere being portrayed as racist by some in the media, is ridiculous.

UKIP should use this as another reason to get out of the EU. It's harming our national team. F*cking garlic munching c*nts.

Barry, you boring c*nt, stop going on.

You missed out Woolston.

I am a lifelong Labour voter, but the prospect of Unite's rent boy Ed becoming PM fills me with horror. So does the thought of another predominantly Tory government. If only the w*nker unions failed to get their poodle in. Labour would have looked like a real government in waiting with David Milliband steering the ship, with James Parnell beside him. Osborne is a poor Chancellor, in a poor government.

We should have signed Wayne Bridge as cover, and to mentor Shaw. He would have emphasised the importance of keeping his bird away from John Terry, and the Chelsea interest in Shaw would never come to anything.

I am J Arthur Rank. At least I've been told i am on many occasions.

He's a great player and a grafter.

They would be better off sticking with Kevin Ball.

Commentators in viplive are clueless.

Their main tactic seems to be to attack our left side.

Hart has suffered because he's been coached at City by a continental coach. His technique is very peculiar and not particularly suited to the English game. Personally, if I was Hart, I would be pushing for an English coach. There are loads of top quality English goalie coaches around. Saints have had some decent ones recently in Coles and Granger.

Good to be playing them after a Thursday Euro tie.

His West Ham team are dirty, dive and cheat more than most others, and are continually in the ref's ear. He has spent a lot of money for them to be as crap as they are. They've got a job to string 2 passes together. I really think they'll go down this season.