Wade Garrett

Are you sure?

We need to forget the Lowe mentality of shipping our best players out for the best prices. We're trying to use our Academy to build our side, not Man City's. If they bid £30m for him, I hope Cortese tells them to f*ck off.

If he was worth £90k a week he'd be a regular for City. Sounds like a typical Allardyce signing.

I still don't get the stuff against Townsend. One of our few players that will beat a man with the ball at his feet. Defenders hate playing against pace.

New York, Paris, Woolston.

No, i'm a bit hormonal at the moment.

I think it was the enormous bellend bit I was referring to.

Pot, kettle, black?

Osvaldo is a very gifted footballer. He'll have the bit between his teeth when he comes back from suspension, and will get loads of chances created by a resurgent Gaston.

Be a shame if Ince goes to Swansea. He is going to be class.

I think that's true, allegedly.

Spend a bit longer working and a bit less time topping up your 12000 posts and you might be able to earn a few quid more!

Am I missing something with the lack of enthusiasm for Townsend? He's looked our most dangerous player since he's come into the side.

Must have been a massive satellite dish.

The transfer part of that program is just a front for SkyBet.

Made good progress today. Actually got changed for the gym. Unfortunately, I changed my mind at the last minute and got me and the missus a Chinese instead. But it's a start.

Ffs, you aren't going to get millionaire footballers becoming refs. But you could get experienced ex-pros who understand the dark arts and understand footballers more than the policemen, builders, butchers, bakers and candlestick makers we have at the moment. I couldn't actually give a toss what current refs think of fast tracking players. We wouldn't be having this debate if the refs weren't so terrible at the moment.

Absolute rubbish.

I think a lot of people are missing the point here. Everton complained about him when he was sucking Gerrard off in a match and mysteriously never had him for 6 years. If we mysteriously get the same outcome, then it will have been worth it. I reckon our refs are the worst collection in living memory. Time to fast-track ex-players to the Premier League. Our present policemen and builders just aren't up to the job.

The powers that be prefer the human element to refereeing, and accept the mistakes that go with it. FIFA for example, wouldn't be able to influence refs against us if technology made all the correct decisions. England have been on the receiving end of some horrendous decisions in World Cup Finals and Blatter and his cronies are all as bent as a nine bob note.

They could build a stadium on Peartree Green, would be good for me but I would need to find somewhere else to walk the dog.

Just make St Mary's bigger. It's a handy walking distance from my house. Swaythling would be a pain in the arse for me.

Great player but he's no Danny Fox.

That would be ludicrous.

This.