Wade Garrett

I don't think even Ron can work his magic with Osvaldo. He's an absolute basket case.

Wouldn't want that c*nt anywhere near the club.

Deals like the ones mentioned are supposed to be scrutinised by UEFA. If they're not, and bear in mind, Platini and the French will suck Qatar off from here to Kingdom come, then FFP should be scrapped.

Fair enough.

Wonder if we have put ourselves behind the eight ball - negotiating with Feyenoord after selling Cork, rather than before.

Yes, my sole purpose for posting on here is to get some sort of recognition from Forum big hitters. I am in awe of them. If anyone can help me achieve this, Ronald can.

Worse, students.

Trevor? Meltboy? Not sure I understand. Did you get those ones from your mates at school?

Wow, strong stuff. I've literally just sh*t my pants. If anyone can stop you being such a knobhead, Ronald can.

if anyone can get Noble playing the sort of football he was taught in the West Ham Academy, and not Sam's hoofball, then Ronald can.

Was just about to post the same thing. Excellent player, hard worker, great passer, would fit in well, and is proven in the Premier.

I remember it being frequented by the great unwashed on the one occasion I went in there.

I like polishing my man tuba.

All being done a bit arse about face.

Thought that was Gary Lineker.

We need to be luckier with injuries.

It sort of does though, doesn't it.

I would be interested to know how the French health service works. I have been told it is excellent. Their rail service isn't too shabby either.

Ings probably dreams of having a successful Liverpool career, following in the footsteps of Lambert and Balotelli. Rogers really is a crap manager. F*cking bleached tooth c*nt.

Decent player. You've got to respect his reason for leaving. Good luck to him.

Cheers. If anyone can set both these careers back on track, Ronald can.

What's that based on, me old mucker.

I really reckon that Koeman could turn Ings into a 30 goals a season striker.

If anyone can locate Mane and get him back here for the game on Sunday, Ronald can.

Shame, I reckon Ron could get the best out of Jack.