Wade Garrett

If I was Cortese, I'd tell the rest of the league that we run our club how we want. As long as we don't go into administration we can do what we want.

So if a prisoner on a 10 year sentence behaves himself inside he could get parole after 5 years. Doesn't seem that complicated to me. I think 10 years should mean 10 years.

I'm working, which is unfortunate as I am extremely talented.

Speed kills. Let that be a lesson to you young man.

I think Wes's second point is a sound one. Do you seriously need evidence that prisoners don't get released early for good behaviour?

Ken Clarke would be in favour of a softer sentence because some acid throwing incidents causing blindness aren't as serious as other acid throwing incidents causing blindness. Ken probably thinks that 5 acid drops in just 1 eye is fair.

Agreed. To be fair to Flowers though, he improved a hell of a lot after he left us. One of the best keeping performances in living memory was his for Blackburn against Newcastle.

Now we are a Championship club does he think the price will come down? I hope this doesn't become the Summer soap-opera. I preferred Paul Allen. Would like this to be sorted quickly either way. I would prefer him to stay, even if silly money was offered.

I think we could be tier 4 if we increased our ground capacity. With Premier League football and the right pricing structure I see no reason why we couldn't get 40k attendances.

The damage was done when Tory PM John Major signed the Maastricht Treaty.

If you want a beer go to a pub. Even I can go 15 minutes without a half time pint you p*ssed up tossers. I've heard on the grapevine that bottles of Carlsberg and Magners will be sold at the ground next season. Not sure if this is what is being sold now, and to be honest, I don't care.

"I'm bringing Joe into the boardroom" "no you're not" "OK, I'm not bringing Joe in" Lord Sugar "F*cking hurry up you dopey c*nt, I want to go home". Best programme on the tellybox.

I wouldn't sign him.

I think you should attach wires to your Skate mate's testicles.

We had a North Eastern base back then, and a brilliant scout called Jack Hixon. It brought players like Shearer, Maddison and Widdrington to the club. We didn't steal them from anywhere else, we scouted and developed them ourselves.

Tommy Forecast has been nicknamed Tommy NoFingers by certain members of the coaching staff. He wouldn't get into an average Wessex League side, and as an aside, it appears that he's soft as sh*te as well.

I reckon we'll sign Murphy from S****horpe and CMS plus a centre back and a centre midfielder. I am very rarely right.

I don't think the Ryder Cup would be what it is today if it wasn't for Seve. A true sporting legend.

Top 4 Ball Strachan Adkins Hoddle Shame Pearson didn't stay, he could have got in my list. Great move by Rupert to replace him with a couple of Dutchmen who ran a few pub sides.

Nicholl was a bit of a miracle worker. He kept us in the top division on a real shoestring budget, I'm not sure if he bought a player from a top flight club the whole time he was manager. Replacing him with Branfoot was fairly typical of the incompetent Askham.

He was a genius.

We've built a championship side while in div 1, so why not build a prem side in the championship. Jamie O Hara would cost a bit in wages, but would be superb. On loan with Wolves who will be relegated soon, so why not have a crack.

I think he had the most fantastic haircut, and as a baldie myself it is something I am trying to cultivate.

There are some right miserable gits on here. They wedding yesterday gave the country a bit of a lift and I got an extra day off work out of it. Cheers William and Kate, all the best. Diane Abbott is a hypocrite of the highest order, against private schooling for the masses but sees nothing wrong with sending her own child to a private school. If she says we should get rid of the Royals, then I'm quite comfortable with my opinion that we shouldn't.

We'll beat this lot today. Couldn't give a toss how Huddersfield get on against Graceless Gus the Charmless Man.