Wade Garrett

Both brilliant. Narrlowly behind the Onedin Line and Upstairs Downstairs as the best televisual entertainment

Because some people constantly droan on about the same things.

People moaning about Cortese, should remember that if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have Markus at the club. Keep doing your job Nicola, if you crack a few eggs then so be it. I'll be eternally grateful for your part in rescuing the club.

I miss lifelongsaint, St David and HelpmeRhonda. Try as they might, but dune and alpine are not in their league.

It is your comments in general that bore the tits off me.

It is as necessary as most of your inane drivel. Deal with it.

No match write-ups in the Sunday Mirror or todays Mirror either. F*ck the Sun, they are just Murdoch's lapdog anyway.

Harrington has finished well at Akron. I think, because it's a WGC event it gives him Euro points. He may not need a captains pick. Difficult task for Monty, but Garcia wouldn't be high on my list for a wildcard.

If we don't improve in the next 3 or 4 games I can see a parting of the ways. Personally, I think we should stick with Pardew now. Can't see the benefit in bringing a new manager in who wouldn't have time to change side. Unless of course it was an appointment that would galvanise the players, club and supporters.....

I couldn't care less what Sky pundits say. He was crap, and looked lost between the goal going in and getting subbed. The winger got in behind him a little too often, and easily for my liking. I appreciate the goal wasn't just down to Harding, I never said it was.

Hardngi was absolute toilet who got down with balls around him or over his head too often. For the goal it looked like he was stood in concrete. The fact that he was taken off suggests that Pardew thought he was having a mare as well.

That is a very good point.

Trouble is, Hammond couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, his shooting is worse than his passing and his runs. I've seen Harding play crap a number of times. But I suppose we all have different opinions.

Yes, but sacking him early into the season would be the worst executive decision. You either sack him and give a new manager the whole pre-season to prepare, or you stick with him. Personally, I don't think we have any choice but to stick with him.

Play him in his normal left-back spot. He won't be any worse than Harding.

I've been slagged off in the past for saying that Hammond and Harding were crap, but they didn't prove me wrong today. Harding should be behind both Dickson and Mills for the left-back spot. Barnard kept making the wrong runs in the box. Lallana livened things up, but it was a very lacklustre performance on a par with displays like Wycombe away last season. We definitely need to sign another centre-midfielder, and if we can't sign a forward, then we should play Lallana in a free role between the midfield and Lambert. Thought Butterfield did well.

GM, thanks for telling me it was £75 a head. I marvel at your wealth. Good post though. But, to be fair, Butterfield wouldn't come near us if we were still up sh*t creek under Wilde and Lowe.

Forecast is crap. Sorry to disappoint you.

If all the Dutch have got to moan about is a corner that they should have got, then the Webb hysteria really is an over-reaction by a load of cry-babies in clogs. I f*cking hate those Dutch c*nts.

The Dutch were an absolute disgrace to the game of football last night. The Swiss beat Spain by playing a bit of football, it is a sad indictment on that tosser of a Dutch coach, and his dirty son-in-law (Van Bommel) that they had to resort to the ugliest type of football, when they've actually got decent players who can play the game. If I was Blatter I'd be slagging them off to all and sundry, and banning them from the next World Cup. They reduced the biggest match on the planet to a Sunday morning pub kickabout. Dirk Kuyt is a knob as well to come out and blame Webb for their defeat. Have a look in the mirror you clogger.

I'd rather sign Mike Tyson. Other teams would sh*t themselves if he was snarling at them, and showing off his fearsome tattoos.

F*ck off you bullsh*tting c*nt.

Well there goes Bournemouth's chances of a takeover gone. Mark Jackson, what a k*nt.

Maybe leaving his present job, for the insecurity of a full-time football job was not a risk he was willing to take. He is a top coach though, and will be a real loss to the club if he has completely severed his ties.

I don't think custom fitting is going to stop your slice. You're hitting across the ball, and this could be for a multitude of reasons - set-up, grip, posture, hitting over the top, swinging too quickly..... The only way to sort it out is to get the fundamentals right. Go and see a different pro, and start again from scratch. Once you've cracked that your enjoyment from the game will increase tenfold.