Wade Garrett

It's a fait ber that there's nothing wrong with your tumble dryer. Quite often it cuts out because maybe the filter needs clearing. There is a reset button on the back of your dryer that just needs pressing to get the thing working again. It will be quite a small button, but give it a try.

Tell the nosy c*nt to f*ck right off next time. Bank cashiers, I sh*t 'em.

And the Euros are being made bigger, with 24 teams in the finals. If I was in charge of the FA, I would treat future World Cups as nothing more than friendly matches to prepare for the more important UEFA European Championships. Never again should we have to cap in hand to arseholes like Blatter and Jack Warner(responsible for the Concacaf block vote, 3 votes out of 22 to someone from the footballing hotspot of Trinadad!). Try and get the Spanish, Portugese and Dutch on board as well. F*ck the World Cup.

F*cking bent bastards. Gangsters the lot of them. I wouldn't even bother to put teams into future World Cups now. F*ck international football and f*ck FIFIA.

P Rick is a wonker, signed teacher.

I think we would be better served in Europe, so that we can influence the very concerns that you, I and a great many people have. If we can work with the Germans and France (our military brother) to mould a different Europe we could potentially be better off than by leaving it. Currently, it appears that the benefits of the EU membership are less than the drawbacks. Throwing in the towel, and taking our ball back isn't necessarily the best way of dealing with the problem though.

Are we going to lend to them then? I actually agree with what you are saying if we are.

We are lending Ireland money because if there eceonomy fails then it will have a massive knock on effect in this country. We are lending at a rate that is higher than we are paying, so we will profit from helping them out. Seems like a win win to me. I don't rate Gideon Osborne, but he is right on this one.

I think he's more effective playing on their shoulder of their last defender.

To be fair to the BBC, they went to FIFA when they had firm evidence of wrongdoing, and FIFA chose not to act. This reasonably leads to the belief that they condone the wrongdoings. If FIFA had done the right thing, Panorama wouldn't have run with the story.

I think you'd be very disappointed.

Churchill would have thought you were a right c*nt, you mad bastard.

That's how I see as well. I think we'd be better suited by Lallana in the hole, with either one or both of Lambert and Barnard up front. However, this would probably upset the balance of the team. Just play a straight 4-4-2, with Chaplow attacking down the middle, and Lallana and AOC attacking out wide.

You seem to have a profound hatred of a media that doesn't conform to your views. Sounds almost communist.

Why the f*ck do we need to suck up to a load of weasels, just so we can host their personal gravy train? F*ck them.

Hands up who likes me

I'm not a lefty Johnny and I still think you are a bit of a tool.

Funny you quote Churchill, Stanley. He was so repulsed by fascism he had a war with them. I don't think he would have liked you very much.

Agree 100%. I wouldn't even bother sending a team until the sh*te has been weeded out of FIFA.

It's not sensationalist if it's true. Why should we suck up to those corrupt f*ckers at FIFA anyway? If the BBC were broadcasting inaccuracies then I would be at the front of the queue slagging them off. But they aren't.

I think we should reduce carbon emmissions, recycle, stop burying our waste, use renewable energy and decrease our reliance on oil. It 's all common sense, cleaner and cheaper and will reduce the influence of the oil producing countries (who even ask the West to invade other countries). However, a lot of the science behind climate change is nothing more than scaremongering.

Dune is the biggest wind-up merchant by far. Surely he doesn't actually believe the crap that he posts. Alpine Saint strikes me as someone on suicide watch. Every silver-lining has a cloud with him. Julian H Cope is a horrible c*nt who eats babies.

Lambert is playing far too deep at the moment. He needs to be doing his work in and around the penalty area, not halfway up the pitch, or out wide. Until that changes, he won't be scoring too many.

Spot on. Russia will probably win because they are as corrupt as FIFA. We are better off out of it. FIFA hate us anyway, it's no coincidence that we are always on the end of dodgy refereeing decisions at the World Cup. It wouldn't bother me one bit if we pulled out of future World Cups full stop, until all of the corrupt FIFA officials (Blatter included) are ousted.

Who is he then?