Wade Garrett

1 to 1.5 thankfully.

Only a million down the shitter then.

Why would we sell him for what we paid?

Another £5m down the shitter.

Couldn’t give a monkeys.

Hopefully he’s next out of the door. Might be Wilcox and his broom behind this.

Good squad player. Very versatile.

Good shout, but a tough ask to: 1. Get someone with gravitas in. 2. Keeping those worth keeping. I get the impression that SR will continue to try and be clever bollocks with the next appointment and will look to offload our most marketable players. Hopefully, they’ll go on a different direction though.

What qualities does he have that makes you think he’ll be any good?

For me, it’s not so much who I want, rather it’s who I don’t want. I don’t want Selles. Wish I was an uber supporter like you. I suppose my almost 50 years Of supporting the club means nothing.

A good young keeper is one that makes brilliant saves but will make a mistake or two. With more experience comes more consistency. Bazunu is not a good shot stopper. Not much to build on there.

Good player. Criminal to take him off at half-time yesterday.

He won’t be a good keeper.

He has a pea-sized heart and is fucking shite.

Selles is a cunt

My decision to renew my season ticket is dependent on who our next manager is. More of Ankersen’s shit and I won’t be bothering.

I think it's a pea-sized heart.

Surely our new Director of Football would have the main say on our new coach? Don’t want some vaping hipster with a wanky beard.

I think Selles ‘Chuckle-Brothers’ football (to me, to you) will bore the Gunners into submission. Can’t see anything but an easy away win.

Why wait if they’re going to do it? Selles is doing a horrendous job. That said, it makes no sense to change the coach now. We are down regardless.

If they were all far too good for the second tier, we wouldn’t be bottom of the league.

Played his best football this season when Jones pushed him further forward. Then Selles turns him back into a Ray Wilkins crab.

We’re down. All the decisions now should be with achieving promotion from the Championship in mind.

My choices next season, in order, are: Potter Cooper Unfortunately, probably more chance of Harry or Tommy, than Graham or Steve.

At least he’s not hiding away ‘injured’.