Lord Duckhunter

You can’t win with some people, if it was pissing down they’d be panicking about that and claiming Whitby was sinking into the sea. It’s the weather, some years it’s hot, others it’s fucking not.

Stop living in the past. Armstrong was pony for WBA last season, and looks like carrying on that form this. BBD was pony for Sheffield Utd last season and can’t even get a game this….

He didn’t, there were a couple of headers inside the 6 yard box. I’d want my keeper coming for them.

Daniel Sturridge is horrific as well.

Pundits for our game weren’t too bad today, although WTF did that bird have on? Hinchcliffe a bit of a cock womble, but the rest were fine….

Armstrong pony again. Archer a little bit better, at least he worked the channels a bit. Need to get some physical presence up front. Comes to something when Stephens was the best central defender, that how bad the other 2 are. I’d bin THB, not half as good as he seems to think he is. Baz did ok, but I’d like to see him dominate his 6 yard box a bit more. Maybe it’s old fashioned, but he needs to come and claim stuff in there. Downes like a petulant teenager first half, but did ok second. Charles, Robinson and Frasier our stand out players. Good point, but we’re not going up defending like that. 4 points about par, but we could easily have 0. Good sign that we’re unbeaten despite not playing particularly well, but don’t seem to have a pattern to our play yet. Very hit and miss at the moment.

Behave

Maybe he should concentrate on his game, he’s been fucking pony so far as well

Perhaps he watched it a couple of years ago, thought it was shite, so stopped watching it. I know I did.

Soccer Saturday was up there with Saint & Greavsie as the greatest football TV show. Absolutely superb, with a great host. Ruined by no mark gibbering idiots and no nothing chicks.

Rangers back in front… He won’t be happy though, the third tier side have had 37% possession

Lego ball at its finest. GOAL - Rangers 1-1 Alloapublished at 23 mins 23 mins Joe Rothwell (own goal) Wow. No idea who scored it, but what a moment for Alloa. It's a lovely move initially to send Steven Buchanan away down the right. But when his cross goes in, it's chaos. Stefan Scougall has a shot which hits off Joe Rothwell's arm, it comes back to the midfielder and it appears to be cleared off Rothwell's head and into the net. Bizarre. It all started from Nasser Djiga giving the ball up cheaply.

Nor did they.

Got pushed 😂😂😂

Fucking hell 😂😂😂. Downs has missed 2 absolute sitters in 2 games, Stewart has scored 1 goal, and Manning could hardly get a game in a shite side. They won’t exactly be losing sleep just yet.

And Armstrong banged a decent one in on his premier league debut….

It’s the modern Nod, happy clappy get behind the lads. He should be sat there with 2 winning goals in 2 appearances under his belt. Instead he’s got 2 horrendous misses to his name.

You can’t post a still picture just as his feet landed and claim it was clearly planted and he’d “pushed off” from it. Watch the moving pictures, he lands just before the lad struck the ball. Contrast this with Dean Henderson fa cup save, where he isn’t so flat when the balls struck. It goes in pretty much the same distance from the post, yet Henderson pushes out further and one leg is further behind the other. If I have the choice between a former pro, who is now coaching professionally, or you, I’ll go with the first. As I said, he has no agenda, he actually thinks Baz is decent. It’s just a little point he picked up on (as I’m sure our coaching staff will have as well).

Exactly . He was in front of the defender, he didn’t have the conviction necessary just waved a foot at it. I’m not even convinced he didn’t miss the ball before the slight bit of contact from the defender. It was a poor effort, that’s for sure.

My son in law is a GK coach at an academy, he’s a fan of Baz and reckons I’m too harsh on him. However, he’s pointed something out, reckons he wasn’t set correctly as Windas struck the ball. He’d just come down from a little bounce and also his feet were too square, because of this he couldn’t get a strong take off from his standing foot. If you watch keepers now they seem to leave one foot behind the line and dive out and push off that foot hard. Having gone the right way and where the ball went in (not in corner), he thinks he’ll be disappointed he didn’t get anything on it. Obviously our coaching staff will be looking at the video and they may come to the same conclusion…….

Fucking pushed 😂. If he was stronger, he’d have buried it “pushed” or not. He tried to fanny it in.

What a load of old pretentious pony. As Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux wrote “The proof of th' pudding's seen i' the eating.” Horrendous premier league record and at the moment 5th in a 2 team league, having failed to win a game against 2 sides with a tiny fraction of his squads value. Add to that the awful, boring, sleep inducing “process” of Legoball, it’s pretty hard not to be negative about the fraud….

That was a good finish for a centre half, quite a tight angle. Early days but Downs miss was appalling immediately before it. Too airy fairy, weak. All he needed was a decent connection and should have concentrated on that and not be put off by the defender. Let’s hope it’s just a one off, but that’s a fucking tap in for a winning goal on debut and he was a bit timid in the moment imo. Armstrong’s “effort” after we hit the post was pretty fucking poor as well.

Stephens was behind him.

Thats my understanding. The “ covering player” stuff is for outside the box, determining whether it’s a yellow or red. I thought the rules were changed and inside the box it was a question of whether an attempt was made to play the ball. Wasn’t Fraser sent off last year pulling someone back.