Lord Duckhunter

Exactly

No. He’s an average premier league player. We’re better off than anyone thought we’d be, and better off than most relegated teams. But to say we’re stronger after the window than before is just pony.

JWP, Lavia & Tino being head and shoulders above their replacements.

You wait till the chick game becomes part of it.

But it’s not. The squad was stronger on 1/7 than on 1/9

It’s funny how there’s always “breaking news” just before an ad break.

Horrendous. The bloke can’t speak properly. I know times have moved on since John Arlott etc, but fuck me, you’d expect a pundit to have a grasp of basic English. It’s like getting David from Heartbeat to host The South Bank Show. I can’t get the Blackmore thing on my iPad. Have the CoT got a utube channel?

On deadline day, I do think Clinton Morrisons agent has to be a fucking genius, the Einstein of agents. To get that fucking plank front and centre of everything is quite remarkable.

Nearly as good as KWP MS ABK RP…And look how that ended up. ABK is a cock that doesn’t want to play for us and hasn’t put a shift in since he’ arrived. Even if he stays he’ll still be a cock that doesn’t want to play for us and won’t put a shift in. Wanker.

If it was progressing as I’d expect, Wilcox would be on the phone to the scouting team right now. ” I said Ross Stewart you fucking clown”.

Worse than that , he’s been written off before we’ve seen a picture of his mum.

My mate from County Durham messaged me this. It’s obviously only one blokes opinion, but he was a decent player himself & knows a bit about the game. “A good goal scorer & a huge loss for us going to a rival team. He’s not always fit & had 2 big non contact injuries last 12 months that kept him out for most of last season. Get him fit and he’ll score you goals”

Fuck me, you’re easy to please.

Me & the old Snap dragon are looking at that coast next summer. Did Puglia & the beaches were so wonderful that we’re going to head across to Croatia or Albania to see what beaches are like there. I fancy Albania but SD is edging towards Croatia. What’s it like for doing fuck all apart from lying on beach & eating/drinking?

Yeah, that’s exactly how this multi billion pound industry works.

Wolves . He did ok but his contribution was overlooked because of the fall out afterwards. Tall Paul actually looked ok first half as well. Im with you though, he’s flattered to deceive ever since apart from a game that didn’t matter. Now he wants out, he can fuck off as far as I’m concerned. Wanker

I’m dreaming of when he retires & comes back to manage us, ably assisted by Nigel Adkins.

I’m not sure about Manning yet. He’s tidy, finds some nice pockets of space & recycles the ball (inside mainly). But I prefer RP type of full back, little bit aggressive & looking to over lap. I liked RP, he’s a bit limited, but he seem to have a decent attitude in last seasons shit show. Good luck to the lad…

What is it?

Frank Lampard’s Everton were above us when Ralph was sacked. Ralph was on target for 32 points when sacked. Everton got 36.

Allison needs to sort his boat out. Bit of Acne Treatment wouldn’t go amiss.

Based on what?

The state of the commentator it’s never happened before. The blokes wet his pants because Liverpool won.

That Sheffield Utd player needs fucking shooting. To have just equalised & then trying to let the ball run out of play, fucking criminal.

If Ralph was doing ok he wouldn’t have been sacked. Had Selles been ok he had enough games to keep us up. We had 3 substandard managers & substandard players, to blame just one bloke is bizarre.