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I think Saintandy666 has a point: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/loans/9558187/Martin-Lewis-Its-time-to-stop-calling-student-loans-debts.html

Threaten to cancel, that will shake them up.

Absolutely agree. We need Technical colleges for 16-18 year olds who are not 'academic' to learn a skilled trade. In recent times we have been encouraging too many kids to go to University to sit half baked courses. Universities should be for the elite.

It won't happen because we're gonna beat them Gooners, positive thinking.

Agreed. It shows the real scandal of the Pompey saga in that all the money went to players and their agents and nothing into the infrastructure of the club.

No, buy a Miele.

Sorry mate, I think you're going to get slaughtered by the forum big-boys.

Takes a bit longer with Barton as they also have to do a brain scan.

Just got back from holiday and had a look at the L1 table to see the Skates on 2 pts. I thought they hat to start this season on -10, am I missing something?

One reason for the lack of transfer rumours, the Olympics. Sports writers have far more important things to do at the moment. If there was no Olympics on then they'd be desperately trying to come up with stories before the season starts, i.e. a load of transfer rumours. Is it just me or is this forum utter sh*te in close season?

Alps goes into meltdown, absolutely priceless. Thank you Alps, you are a legend.

No you don't, you could take the approach of simply not posting, this is a 'mong board' after all.

My God that is hilarious Turks, how many times have we heard this one? And you moan about the classic 'Skacel' gag.

Found a seagull tearing apart my rubbish bin-bag yesterday before the bin men came. Absolute b'stards the lot of em!

Ottery has been the stand out performer for me. Very solid and with that little bit of flair in the way he places those smileys, definitely a big career ahead of him.

Operations Manager for an electronics company in Poole. Quite enjoy the job but the bosses drive me mental!

...and your conclusion is?

I refuse to get excited until Sibley posts one of his tantalising tweets.

Respect!

Were you popular at school MLG?

No backing down now Turks, you started a thread on it so if it doesn't happen you'll have to face the consequences. I can see MLG resurrecting this thread every time the two of you start arguing over attendances or whatever else. Totally plausible rumour though, we're going to sign a GK some time soon.

Del bianco is Turkish, not known for being ITK. There is always a first time of course, would be amazing if he was right.

Triple signing?

Leggett and Targett as the full-backs, I like the sound of that.

Slightly ironic that someone in the media is complaining about people talking bollix on social media sites when there has been plenty of made up bollix printed over the years. The thing about social media is that anyone can use it which is a shame, much like anyone (female) can have children.