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He meets all our criteria. He's got two legs and we haven't signed him.

On his way to Everton as we speak. Their one and only signing today at five to eleven

Nah, theyre all too busy on here

Not really. I'm sure if somebody put him in a box and shut the lid we really would never see him again.

3 winning, 5 losing. Most are drawing.

The joys of twenty first century Europe.

Well into double figures. The crowd not the score. Not yet anyway.

It's not just the German Economy minisyer saying that it's over, the French Trade minister is saying the same. But I'm with you Whitey, you've been right about everything so far.

The closest "top six" club to us is Spurs. Their income is around £100m more than ours. Where do you suggest we find that amount of money every year? It's a serious question by the way. Maybe you have a sensible suggestion.

Unless you're stupid enough to think we can be a top six club, then everything is going very nicely to plan. We are already well on the way to being established as a 7 - 10 club in the PL. We will occasionally finish above that, or below, but most years we will be in there, with Europa League as our "prize". We can never be a top six club, the step up is far too big. It doesn't just involve buying a couple of expensive players. So the only alternative is down. Let's focus on consolidating where we are. As a club, not just a first team. And after 50 years supporting Saints, I am more than happy with that.

No the other one, the one that sold him to Manchester City

It amazes me that, although you haven't actually seen the defence play together yet this season due to injuries and fitness issues, you think it isn't.

Tadic was on the verge of leaving because he didn't want to work with Koeman Tadic was dropped from the Serbia national team because he didn't want to work with the coach I think I see a trend developing

Apart from press speculation, was there ever anything more from the club than Puel's answer to the question in the recent press conference? Because if not then the fourth and most likely scenario is that there was next to no chance of him going in the first place.

An oxymoron surely.

Can't be any worse than the old North Bank

Brilliant

It's a fix!

Spoken like a true hammer

Hadjuk Split got their nose in front as well

Bertrand can do a shift at CB

Will that new time zone ruling affect their fans at the back of the stand?

After, what, forty years, I still don't know what a tasty goal is.

Totally irrelevant I know, but why would Wanyama go to Afcon?

Are Sky Bet offering odds on this rumour from the Sky Times?