benjii

Good post.

What's immoral about smashing a nine-pinter?

No, because he's a ****. What's it for anyway?

Just a word of warning to people planning on getting trains. Regardless of what the plod have said, I would expect delays.

Anyone see Westwood?

Don't bet on it!

Lee Barnard.

These are obviously correct. Some geezer above was saying that Mata would have waltzed in on goal unchallenged, which is clearly bollix.

Really? I didn't know!

Man up, pussy.

Burberry flavour.

If you can read you shouldn't go, so it is a tricky one.

Sarfamptin mush, we do what we want.

Oh, yeah, I meant Dennis G.

And a couple of cricketers. Isaac Watts. Craig David.

Would love to see a bunch of red flares going off whilst Adam's celebrates his first goal for the club.

Why no Gareth Bale?

I saw Matt Robinson in the Rhino club once. He was chuffed to be recognised.

£5k fine from FIFA incoming.

I fear we are fellow alumni.

Won't happen. The trains from Soton will be delayed and held to arrive at the last minute and they'll be too busy for anyone to get on in any Skate neighbourhoods. If you want to mix with Skates you'll have to get there early in the day and be a bit sly about it.

Good luck Atkin’s.

After three years you still don’t understand how the EU operates and that his is nothing like negotiating an agreement for five pallets of fertiliser.

Crikey, this guy sounds like a mega-paedo.

"he's Caracas!" It's like someone let Michael McIntyre in