benjii

If he's only getting 60k a week from Spurs then he's a proper mug. Should have joined Everton for twice the money. Will win the same either way.

I'm hearing this one is close.

Yes.

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

Gao wouldn’t pass the owners test now.

Can't afford to lose the election. It's time to be packed off to a nursing home or prison if does.

It’s true though. He’s like a better educated mini-Trump. Doesn’t have the application or bottle to do the job properly so abdicates responsibility to cronies and focuses on populist statements. Views himself as above the strictures of convention and rules. Will happily lie or turn 180 if it furthers his position. He’s probably not as reprehensible in his views but the approach is similar, if slightly more subtle.

But individual logic doesn't apply at the level of complex systems, which is why it is important to have clear rules and clear control systems. 250 mile drive is low risk because of the way traffic is regulated and because most people clearly understand the system.

Pen wasn't a red because there was a covering defender?

Why does Alonso always get away with dirty shit?

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I get Lemonparty every time I quote MLG.

In fairness, if you decide to go abroad at the moment you must know there’s a risk of the situation changing. I’ve got relatively limited sympathy for people who booked a holiday abroad the first chance they got. Obviously if it’s a long-standing booking and you can’t get your money back then you’ll go.

The one about the yoga instructor, the training cone and ball pump?

He looks like a spade that's been digging pubes.

It’s very hard to judge because there are so many variables. I’d say Matt Target is a much better footballer than Billy Sharpe or McBurnie, for example, and Josh King is probably better still. Yet somehow two of those nearly ended up qualifying for Europe, one got relegated and one just about stayed up. Horses for courses, really. Which makes me optimistic because we now have a manager with a clear plan and strategy again. Hughes, Pellegrino and Puel had no. clear plan, so we ended up signing players that, largely, couldn’t deliver what was asked of them.

#Gaoout

He went off at half time mush

Mess from Fabianski. Unlucky Bournemouth.

Stephen Hawking would be.

See!

Watford are a mess.

Antonio just missed a sitter but Villa have generally been the better side.

Vestergaard left for dead by a prop forward. The guy's a liability.

What’s your point?