benjii

If you're ever up in Fleet Street and you wanna go to town Don't you ever go by Blackfriars, that's the wrong way around Take a trip along Waterloo bridge The Savoy you will see And when you get to the station, the train will smell of pee On the South Western Trains It doesn't go very fast It wasn't built for comfort And I doubt it will last

If anyone wants to be simultaneously amused and appalled, check out Rupert Lowe's Twitter. It's a hideous Brexit Frankenstein.

Did you know that indigenous people from Mexico used the same word for "testicle" and "avocado". Fancy that!

I'd go with: Gunn Danso Bednarek Yoshida Bertrand Romeu Hojbjerg JWP Boufal Djenepo Adam's But seeing as we've never played 433 under Ralph that seems unlikely to happen. We could play the same personnel in a 352 though.

They are highly unionised though.

We don’t know if he saw them or not because they are told not to flag.

But we'll never know because they don't flag tight offside any more.

We're thinner than Chris Marsden's barnet at centre mid, mush!

Christ.

Well the one at Brighton was as clear as anything. I'm not a big referee defender but I can't believe he and the lino wouldn't have seen that.

They probably think Hojbjerg was faking injury, but he did get a whack on the jaw. Other than that, goodness knows. Mason was very tolerant of that homeless chap fouling constantly.

Let’s hope not!

I'm waiting until it hits 450.

I'd like to think the linesman would have flagged them as they have been pretty blatant.

Seriously? The ball just hit his arm after travelling through a bunch of players trying to head it. Never a pen and rightly not given. I wouldn't be fuming at all. Pretty much the only thing Mason got wrong yesterday was not giving us a really obvious corner in the second half.

Flatulent Bob, the voice of reason.

Small-time northern mentality. They always think everyone's out to get them and are constantly hard-done by. It's a sort of Liverpool-lite.

Zzzzzzzzz.

How many years did he do for that?

Yes, exactly. It was a well fought win and we had more quality than them in the final third but we were nothing special and if they had a decent striker we would have conceded at least once. Let's not forget, this is a team with McGoldrick, Sharp and some homeless bloke as it's strike force, FFS. We are slightly better than the worst teams and not as good as most of the mid-table teams, however if we have Djenepo, Boufal and Redmond on form then we at least finally have some players capable of winning a match with a bit of magic.

I had that once. Apply hand cream and yogurt but otherwise leave it alone for a couple of days.

They would say that!

Yeah, good point. I used to think Mason was a fat-headed skate cheat but he's alright now.

Criminal waste to move Richardson to right back as we will be weak in front-sweeper.