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I'd still smash her.

Leave me alone you brute! FFS.

Has De Pedro finally signed? Fook me!

No way!!!!????

Well, quite clearly you've escaped any meaningful punishment from the footballing authorities but you're still heading for a further fall and it is funny.

Anyone on this thread who was being a boring negative, moaning, saying we're unlikely to go up.... You were wrong and you're a bit silly. HTHTHTHTH

Mickey Bubbles.

That's weird. Away fans normally behind the goal. I have a funny photo somewhere of the Wrexham away contingent at a League Two match a few years ago. There were about 50 of them in a little group in the middle of a stand that must have held about 5,000!

The lace market area is where a lot of the better bars and pubs are. Less pikey (although there is generally a fair share of "pike" in Nottingham) than the bars directly abutting Old Market Square which are the usual hell holes likes Yate's. The Pitcher & Piano is worth a quick visit, if only for the impressive building (although maybe not the best bet for clunge and it aint cheap). I can't remember the names of too many other places but if you have a stroll round there you find something to suit your needs! In terms of late-bars/clubs, lace market has some independent type places ranging from the alternative to the mainstream; there is a big Oceana near the middle of town (5 mins walk from Old Market Square); another "disco-ey" club called Ocean (or it used to be - not been to Notts for a few years) down near the castle - this is a popular student haunt so could be busy with young, nubile, tight, smooth clunge given that it's Halloween. There used to be a bar up the hill from Ocean called BZR which did triples for the price of singles. Basically, everything is pretty well clustered around the centre and close together.

"Coq D'Argent", you new money, classless, embarrassing oik. And it's so 1990s.

He's quite dishy.

No, no - all clubs with financial problems are exactly the same. PFC didn't cheat - they've been hard done. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

I'm sure they are, but I don't think a relatively small tax incentive is going to contribute one bit to everyone living in nice family units.

It's in the wrong direction from the train station and not that great. You would be better going to Hooters which is near the station and on the way to the ground.

I used to make that trip regularly and you went via Birmingham New Street or Derby. Have you tried going on to the National Rail website and putting "Southampton" in the "from" box and "Nottingham" in the "destination" box?

I also think giving people a tax break for getting married is mental! Mind you, how much does a Register Office cost nowadays anyway...?

How's about: Punch----Hammond----Guly----Lallana --------------Oxo-------------------- ------------Lambert---------------- Allows the pace of Oxo to be used directly against their CBs and doesn't require shifting Lallana or Puncheon around. Whilst I've no doubt Lallana could play in the hole effectively I wouldn't want to swap positions around any more than necessary. From the little I've seen of Guly, I think he is physical enough to play in CM with Hammond. If MS was around I'd play Guly in the hole as a swap for Barnard and leave everything else unchanged. We could do that, with Chaplow coming in for MS if his fitness is ok. I'm surprised at people saying Chaplow could play in the hole though. He's not that sort of player at all IMO.

What sanctimonious garbage. I don't know Dune and he maybe a total kartoffelnkopf - dunno - but he starts plenty of threads which turn into good (if often a tad predictable) ones, particularly in The Lounge.

I gave a bum some money "for a train" in Croatia. There were two reasons why I did this: 1) he only asked for about 10p; 2) his mates looked like they were going to stab or eat me.

What makes you think this won't affect me? Simply, the idea of giving people a cash handout for having a kid is mental IMO. I would support some sort of credit system for children's essentials for poor people (clothes, food etc.). I am happy to help pay for that as, in the long run, it might help to stop those kids becoming scrotes. What I'm not happy to pay is a subsidy to people with plenty of disposable income, purely because they managed to procreate. The current plans introduce an anomaly, clearly. Hopefully, over time this can be resolved. There are loads of anomalies in the law, but better to do some good than none.

TBF, I'm gutted. They have two cup finals this season and we probably won't have any They are leaving us for dust.

Ossie, me old second-team fan, I suggest you go on a bit of a mission. Visit some forums, see how the best wind-up merchants operate, lie-in wait, bide your time. At the moment, we all love you. Thanks for the laughs.

I've emailed the FA too. If I can play my part in the **** getting a three match ban then great!

BSF is renowned, even in the PFI world, as being unduly cumbersome.