benjii

I think West Ham and Wolves will go down. The other spot is a toss-up between Pompey and Hull IMO.

What's wrong with building a big hole or dumping it in the sea? Serious question.

Eh? We have a match against Huddersfield the next wkend don't we? Or have I gone mental?

(unless we unveil a raft of superb signings shortly after!)

Agree with that.

Not the sharpest tool in the Christmas tree.

No, we definitely won. I remember.

We've beaten Charlton and Norwich; it's about as worrying as an innocuous fart.

That is ****.

Nevermind. Sounds like we were ok but didn't pass it as well as we should have done. The important thing now is to win next week and get back on it then add a couple of players in January.

Missed. Whistle goes.

Corner.

Lambert nearly scored. Bugger.

Hey, Kris! Better get ready for the results wrap-up.

Bloody heck - Gobern nearly scored. Connolly off for Trotman = launch it. Reminds me of the days of Ken Monkou.

Do people remeber in the 1998 World Cup when Chris Waddle said the Tunisians would "go ****e for ****e"?

and a ****.

Were you not pointed back towards the road of truth by the Etudiantes comment or does the delayed commentary mean you can't scroll down a bit? By the way, Gobern has come on for Thomas. Apologies for any excitement caused.

Sorry but this is the World Club Cup Super FInal Match, or something. Important stuff.

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Estudiantes are winning.

To be fair, I wouldn't want to be pulled off by a man in public.

Trouble at'mill.

Don't be nasty. It's fine to take the mick but please don't be nasty to Big Uncle Dave.

"To be fair": the idiot phrase of the football industry. Y'know.

So's mine! I did a really vicious turd the other day and it got a bit raw. It's kind of ticklish now.