benjii

"We apologise for the late start, we kept telling Kris to shut up about that simple **** in Tunbridge Wells but he wasn't having it."

"The lad'll be wanting to punch the other bloke. He'll be wanting to knock him out. He'll be wanting not to get punched and knocked out himself."

Is there a one answer per post rule? No, there isn't. You don't even know your own rules, mod!

Kris, do you agree with Dave Merrington that we will want to score and not to concede? I think he's on the money.

YES! Nice one ref.

**** - sounds like Lambo will be walking.

It's "Kris" with a "k".

Talk about pointing the finger!

He did score a couple last season. I think he's good at attacking the ball. He isn't usually the target but is a good decoy IMO.

I'm hoping that if I continue to provide such insightful observations I might, just might, one day get a job on the radio doing football.

I hope we win.

I don't think there is a point. 'tis just a bit of fun.

Liverpool were awful. Pompey aren't that bad. The officials helped them out.

I agree with this. If we switch to 4-5-1 there's no point having a 3 of James, Hammond and Wotton; too pedestrian. Let James sit, Hammond do his thing and Mellis link with Lallana and Waigo.

It always sounds more dramatic than it really is on the radio. BBC stats say possession is 53%-47%. Leeds are bound to have a few chances. Admittedly we could do a bit more going forwards but 0-0 at half-time is not a problem.

What's the problem?

I've thought about the two propositions and I think I will go for the goal.

We need to be patient. They are good at the back but we only need one chance with Connolly, Lambert etc in the team.

Sounded like a let-off. Let's make them pay.

Sounds like the ref is just rubbish rather than biased.

2-2

Nice gate.

2-0 up. Sack, Sack, Sack!

It's fine - just adjust your volume controls you moaning *****.

Yes it is.