benjii

Sounds like the match really should have been called off.

Sorry, sorry: Pen is scored. 5 mins left!

Penis scored.

Penner.

Can't remember the date.

We've beaten Charlton, Norwich, Bristol Rovers and MK Dons. You are the truly pathetic thing around here. Pathetic.

If someone is a **** ****.

I think we should sign Colchester's defence - it sounds quite good.

It sounds as though the floodlights are defficient and for that reason we must demand a replay.

It's fans like you with that sort of attitude that are 100% responsible for us going into administration last year.

Gillespie looks like a "gypsy" and a "rock star".

2-0. Time to go mental and slag everyone off.

We drew away with Charlton with our early-season team. We then beat them at home easily in the cup. Norwich have failed to beat us in two attempts and are clearly the best footballing team in the division. We beat Bristol Rovers easily away in the cup, despite playing poorly. We thrashed MK Dons at home. We were in a completely different class to them. So all in all, that proves...... feck knows.

Sounds better this half; we need to score soon though or we'll start playing desperate stuff and give the initiative back.

Today's "ubiquitous" is....... dun der der dun der der daaah Izzet.

Antonio is ****e compared to Waigo. Pardew needs to get a grip and pick the right team.

As always! Not feeling uber-confident about this one at the mo though!

Don't know.

3 goals please.

Well, they've got their "1" so my 3-1 bet is still looking good.

See, PES, this really is the rub. You are rivals and it is fun because you're a joke but it's also quite digusting. There has never been a more sleaze ridden, flea-pit of a club. Everything to do with PFC has stunk for years and frankly I am tired of the smell.

Well, if he is going out then we must have a couple of signings lined up because we need him as cover at the moment.

Oh, ok. I might be wrong then.

I think they discourage promiscuity as well.

You can keep abusing their fans, even if they go out of business. I actually submit that it might be even more enjoyable.