benjii

I don't think I've ever fully dipped my wick in the toilet.. it's obviously not long enough (or, more likely, toilets are different n'stuff).

Pie-phone.

I'm glad your problem is being sorted and I'm sorry this thread turned into rather a bizare conversation between me and Eastleigh Soul Boy! :smt053

That's annoying. It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too.

Flippant in tone. Quite sound substantively. Anyhoo, I suggest a line is drawn. Given that the OPer hasn't posted on this since the OP, I reckon all is in hand.

Yep, seems like a nice bloke. Important quality in a loser, that.

I would like to thank Timo Glock for this honourable act of contrition. Have the stewards found something to charge Hamilton with yet?

What a move!! Great stuff.

It's that third (?) corner every lap!

Pit-stops going off all over the place. Exciting stuff.

ITV's coverage is good though IMO. Funny how they do this international, highly technical sport so well but are completely useless when it comes to 22 blokes running about on a patch of grass!

Kovaleinen is bloody useless. A decent team mate would have offered Hamilton some protection from the pack behind but now he's gonna have people sniping all over his ass for at least the first few laps once the safety car goes in.

All adds to the drama. Massa looks gutted.

I posted a comment that, whilst indeed flippant in tone, is in fact perfectly good advice in most cases. Two people had already offered to help in any event, so it was hardly an attempt to hijack the thread. I don't see how you have read derision and ridicule into that. Calm down dear. In an effort to assist the original poster further.... I would suggest taking the radical step of googling for employment lawyers. Chambers 500 is the industry benchmark for independent advice on what to expect from law firms, they have a website. I can put you in touch with employment lawyers myself if you would like, however you will need to PM the details first so I can assess if it would be appropriate for me to do so. I would be happy to help if I can though.

The Lounge - at the cutting edge of legal advice.

The wipe and nest. This is my tactic too.

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I think you'll find that's perfectly good advice, thank you!

£40m Pompey's worth roughly what Venables paid for it.

Delap always threw it in low and fast for us too. Not sure why people are saying he lobbed it in slowly. Utter piffle. The reason it's more effective is because Stoke are better in the air than we were. Quite simple really.

3 times in first two paragraphs.

I haven't read it yet but I'm willing to wager "boys" features prominently.....

Yes, having a burger and a root beer.

I like the way they had to septic the dress down to cover her growler.