benjii

Tyldesly does my nut in. Never shuts up and loves a big club. Any chance to hear Tim Vickery talk about football should be taken. He’s not really a commentator / pundit but gives great insights into the game as a whole - including broader social aspects. Unfortunately he only covers South America so he’s a bit niche.

Yanks say, “I could care less” - that is literally the phrase they use. Dopey feckers.

“Excited for”, instead of “about”. I saw some dinlow asking for a “praisee” of something in an email the other day. I assume he meant “précis”.

Too obvious. Standards are slipping.

Other than someone like Liverpool / Man U / Spurs etc getting relegated, West Ham would probably be the next funniest so I would love it if we can help them on their way. They really need a win against us.

Yeah, he made the crucial first goal with his effort and gave their right back a really tough day. He also showed great effort off the ball, not just to press but to work to get back goal-side. He’s definitely a guy with a bright future.

Bednarek sparked him out with his arm. Pretty clumsy really and you need to be careful in the days of red card video reviews.

Sounds awesome.

The league is utter pish. We've won three more league matches than Arsenal and the same number as Man U. Just remember how often we've been utter garbage and let that sink in.

3 more league wins than Arsenal and the same as Man U Shame we couldn't beat Wolves and Burnley from the positions we were in or we'd actually be in with a shout if Champions League, assuming City remain banned. Which, let's face it, would be hilarious seeing how ****e we can be.

Phew

Smallbone off. Romeu on.

Adams and Obafemi for Ings and Long. Bold.

I'd swap Long for Boufal. We need to get hold of the ball.

We're getting really ragged. Too many mistakes.

Clearly the better team so far. Djenepo very lively today. Shame Reina made those saves because we should be further ahead. Let's hope we stay on top this half.

Coaching team refers, not players. Crowd being wound up is good. It means there's a 30 second counter from when the images start to be reviewed and if the decision can't be reversed in that time with certainty then the original stands.

Make it a referral system. One per half for each team. Ref views on monitor. Monitor relayed to big screen. Handballs viewed in real time. Offsides subject to 30 second counter. Fixed.

In the batty?

90s? That's generous. Also don't forget throwing away 2-0 against Wolves.

Yeah. Long is useful in an away game when you are limited and want to make the most of what you've got. As an attacking force ay home, we play with 9 men when Long and Hojbjerg are in the team.

3 defeats in a row. Worth an insurance bet?

No card?! WTF

Ings - what the ****?

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