Dark Munster

Bowled well too it seems: 1 for 19 off 5 overs. Taylor only bowled 4 overs. Injured?

Probably not again then. Once head butted, twice shy.

Just caught the solent commentary for the last few overs. The pair were waffling on with boring crap, ignoring the game in progress (assuming it was all over), and then woke up with a couple of balls left to realise that there was an actual match going on.

I think our owner doesn't have a clue about either.

As I said, relax. Almost spot on, except for Calamity Karius. Shame it wasn't a VVD or Lovren cock-up.

Certainly a massive upgrade on the clown.

Relax. Madrid will win 2-1. Mane with a consolation for Liverpool.

I've noticed he's become a lot more aggressive ever since he changed his avatar. I think he should consider changing to a softer, friendlier avatar. Maybe this:

I think that answers your question.

And we were unlucky with Alonso not getting sent off (probably cost us 3 points) and the Everton non-foul foul followed by their last second equaliser. Swings and roundabouts.

This ^

If we get rid of the clown's donkey (while keeping the other three) and bring in a quality goal-scoring replacement then we'll be in great shape up front. But that's almost certainly not going to happen.

By getting rid of two strikers allegedly. If it's Gabbi and Austin we'll be left with the clown's donkey and runs-his-socks-off-but-can't-score Long.

The charlatan was responsible for Marcus Liebherr buying the club. If it hadn't been for him we most probably would've done a Coventry (or worse).

Yes, Google translate identifies languages very well doesn't it?

Succinct summary. Out, and enjoy your retirement somewhere in the Iberian Peninsula.

Probably why the board rebuffed him.

My money's on this chap: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mart%C3%ADn_Posse Argentinian ✓ Unfashionable Spanish club manager ✓ Forty something ✓ Nice hair ✓ Initials M.P. ✓

Not addressing the obvious striker hole for 4 or so windows. Not addressing the obvious CB holes over several windows. Not addressing the obvious GK inadequacies over several years. Extending the contract of a statue of a GK that we do have. Hiring the clown. Not firing the clown months ago. HTH.

Actually that is a position we badly need filling (along with an experienced CB). Unfortunately Reed and co. wasted the £19m on the clown's donkey, and both positions still need filling.

Laurel, by a country mile. He was brilliant. Hardy too.

Unlikely, it's completely different this time. There had been a power struggle at that time, Pearson was a Leon Crouch appointment, and a vindictive Lowe wasn't going to reappoint him for that reason. By all accounts the current board are more than happy with Hughes, not least of which because he saved their incompetent arses.

A lot of egg on a lot of faces. Yes Mane was crap in some of his first few matches, but he had a good record from his previous club. It was obviously too soon to write him off. Carrillo on the other hand has been crap in his first few matches and was also crap for his previous club. I think it's already clear he is crap.