Dark Munster

No amount of reasoning will get through to the Luddites.

Here's an anxiety breathing exercise that may help some people here.

Rather difficult, considering the last transfer window where all that came in was the clown's donkey.

Saints luckily had WBA, Stoke and Swansea. Who do Hants have? Worcs look as crap, maybe Lancs?

Steyn was lined up at the beginning of the season, I think. Still a ridiculous choice, a batsman to replace Amla was obviously needed. Is Les Reed in charge of recruitment? 135 all out. Pathetic. Any chance of rain in the next two days?

With Weatherley and Adams as the opening pair. Now 53-3. Tail rapidly approaching.

And Hants on the following day Monday (same time England play their first match in the WC).

It took 1/2 a game for us to be able to write off Ali Dia.

He was a deep thinker in the same way Peter Seller's Chance the gardener was in Being There.

Not so simples.

That is pretty low, I must admit.

So who's going to start the Saints vs. Man Utd build up thread?

Not really. It's one year too long.

Have to say that was a great header by Cahill.

Yes it was. Particularly because MLT was in his prime.

Mauricio "Zero Trophies" Pochettino is extremely loyal. Except when a bigger club comes along.

Haven't a clue who or when.

By "we" you mean that moron Reed, I presume? Most of us knew that we were desperately short in attack last season, and so it proved to be true (and still is).

If you offered me 17th and a cup win next season I'd bite your hand off.

Anyone knows what's up with Amla? Missing from the recent squads. Can't find any news anywhere.

We paid that for the clown's donkey.