Dark Munster

It's a joke. One team will have to watch while the other 2 teams play the last game to decide which 2 teams go through. Jesus will indeed have a good weep if Algeria has to watch again Germany and Austria play the final game of their group, with both going through after a convenient 2-2 draw (with 4 own goals).

Back on topic. Has she signed yet?

Double whoosh! Very handy.

No amount of reasoning will get through to the Luddites.

Here's an anxiety breathing exercise that may help some people here.

Rather difficult, considering the last transfer window where all that came in was the clown's donkey.

Saints luckily had WBA, Stoke and Swansea. Who do Hants have? Worcs look as crap, maybe Lancs?

Steyn was lined up at the beginning of the season, I think. Still a ridiculous choice, a batsman to replace Amla was obviously needed. Is Les Reed in charge of recruitment? 135 all out. Pathetic. Any chance of rain in the next two days?

With Weatherley and Adams as the opening pair. Now 53-3. Tail rapidly approaching.

And Hants on the following day Monday (same time England play their first match in the WC).

It took 1/2 a game for us to be able to write off Ali Dia.

He was a deep thinker in the same way Peter Seller's Chance the gardener was in Being There.

Not so simples.

That is pretty low, I must admit.

So who's going to start the Saints vs. Man Utd build up thread?

Not really. It's one year too long.

Have to say that was a great header by Cahill.

Yes it was. Particularly because MLT was in his prime.

Mauricio "Zero Trophies" Pochettino is extremely loyal. Except when a bigger club comes along.

Haven't a clue who or when.