Dark Munster

Great post, sums up Rasmus F*cking Ankersen and his SR clown show perfectly. (I ported this quote over from the Blackburn match thread because I think it belongs here for posterity.)

With a bit of luck he won't be our Russ next season.

That's exactly the way I see it. He was (rightly) crucified for his Jones disaster, so went 180 degrees with a "Pep lite". He's desperate to be hailed as the genius who thinks outside the box by bringing in a manager that nobody else would seriously consider. The only box associated with deluded Rasmus is a box of frogs.

Our performances on the pitch suggest otherwise.

If only we had someone at the club who could take over with transfers. Oh shit.

Man Utd with their billions can’t match City, so it’s ludicrous for relative paupers like us to try. We should play to our strengths. Not a difficult concept, except for those deluded twats RM and Rasmus.

Not much point now since the remaining games don’t mean much. Plus it gives RM an excuse to bring back his buddy Manning.

This is what I have believed from the beginning. Wilcox was gushing praise on RM when he (RM) was hired, but if reports are true we were following RM for 6 months before Wilcox was hired. It's got that deluded moron Ankersen's fingerprints all over it, much like he did with Nathan F*cking Jones. When will Dragan wake up and realise he has put his club in the hands of a charlatan?

Unfortunately I think that's true. Rasmus F*cking Ankersen and his SR motley crew will stick with their vanity project, believing he will become the next Pep and us the next Man City. F*cking morons.

In fairness they are different than everyone else. They're f*cking more arrogant and more stupid.

Martin or Ankersen? That describes both of them.

Not likely with Ramsus F*cking Ankersen and the rest of his SR clown show in charge. I fear by the time Dragan realises they are a bunch of charlatans it'll be too late and we'll have completed our degeneration into another Stoke/Swansea.

Fixed it for you!

You again seem to have forgotten that last year we were in the strongest league in the world, up against some of the best players in the world. We are now in a league full of dross, with a squad that is better than all but 2 other teams (the other 2 that came down with us). We're fourth in a three horse race, 11 points behind a team who came up from League 1. A decent manager would have us up there competing with Leeds and Leicester for the autos. Instead we have about a 25% chance of going up through the playoffs. And if we meet Ipswich in the final they would be favourites, having a far superior manager.

Be careful, if that tosser is reading this he will definitely believe it.

Most notably Russell Martin. Although I still think Ankersen was the driving force behind the scenes for that terrible choice of a poor hipster manager.

Rocket ships tend to go fast and in a straight line, not sideways and backwards.

And Rasmus too.

He wasn't involved in those shit decisions, like the choice of managers and our appalling transfer record. That's on Ankersen and the rest of the SR clown show. That being said, Dragan is responsible for having them in charge, and letting those incompetent muppets keep get away with their gross mismanagement since he bought the club. Heads should've rolled the day after we got relegated. Dragan knows f*ck all how to run a football club, which is ok as he's just the owner. The problem is neither do Ankersen and SR, and Dragan doesn't seem to realise that.

Oh oh, Christophe is in for a shock.

If we were to win all 10 remaining matches* we'd finish in the top 2. * We won't

Simple answer. We go up this season. Next season they finish bottom of the Championship and we stay up in the PL. Normal service restored.

Russell Martin after reviewing his 85% possession match.

Yes, but apart from that Russball is working brilliantly.

If we don’t get promoted then Russball didn’t work this season with a strong squad.