Dark Munster

What a bunch of morons.

Which many of us saw as the problem right from the beginning. And yet Ankersen and his puppet Wilcox thought he would be the perfect fit for us, with Ankersen scouting him for almost half a year. Just like he did with N. Bloody Jones, again someone most of us could see was a lunatic choice. The incompetence and stupidity is breathtaking, and Dragan continues to do doing nothing as Ankersen pisses away literally hundreds of millions of his money on relegation, along with appalling choices of management and players, turning us into another Swansea and Stoke, or very possibly worse.

He really is an absolute fraud isn’t he. Surely Dragan must’ve figured that out by now. I can only guess that he can only get rid of him by having to also end the whole SR running of the club, which is currently attached to our club like that face hugger in Alien.

For that deluded, self-obsessed, twat it would be like asking a bear not to shit in the woods.

Rasmus or Russ? They both are.

I know one person.

Yes, but will he hit the cow's arse?

A decent, solid, experienced, non hipster, non good looking manager? The polar opposite of what the legend in his own mind Rasmus W. Ankersen wants.

The fear we’ll become in a season or two the next Swansea, Stoke or Cardiff is why so many of us are pissed off with this nonentity mid table manager appointment.

Um, no. But swap their manager with our plonker and then I’d agree.

That's the good news. The bad news is Rasmus "If it's not broken, break it" Ankersen is still very much with us, and I believe very much in control of major decisions, albeit less openly after his disastrous ones last season.

It's looking like it'll be a two horse race between Surrey and Essex.

Me too. The day after the season ends.

FIFY!

True. Thankfully we have no hope!

Impact injury?

We've just come off a win. I wonder what the poll results would be like if we'd lost yesterday?

Aribo’s improvement from a useless slow jogger to a good dynamic midfielder seemed to coincide with him shaving off all his hair! Maybe Mara should give it a try.

I'd be gobsmacked if Brighton have any interest in Russell. Unlike us, they are currently well run, with consistently very good managerial and player recruitments. Why would they have the slightest interest in a rigid, stubborn, mid-table Championship nobody who is incapable of getting his teams to defend properly, and seriously underachieving with one of the strongest squads in the division?

AI Donald Trump endorses Joe Biden for president:

I'm not sure about that. Given that he has the worst GK record in the division, maybe they'll give "agent Baz" a big cheer.

If we'd finished third having given Leeds and Leicester a good run for their money, finishing a few points behind them, we'd be disappointed but would have few complaints, especially if they both finish on 100 or more points. But we're going to finish miles behind them, and Ipswich too, who have a far inferior squad. Mainly due to his frequent poor tactics and baffling line ups. That's not good enough.