Dark Munster

5 points incredible

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http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/05/world/americas/1600-years-of-ice-in-perus-andes-melted-in-25-years-scientists-say.html?_r=0 Glacial ice in the Peruvian Andes that took at least 1,600 years to form has melted in just 25 years, scientists reported Thursday, the latest indication that the recent spike in global temperatures has thrown the natural world out of balance. Glaciers are disappearing all over the world. Good job it's not because of global warming, because that's just a hoax.

A perfect fit for mad Milan.

Well they failed. Strangely, even though promotion was a long shot, they rested Ravi Bopara, David Masters and Reece Topley for this match. WTF? I guess their next match 7 months from now must be very important.

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And a lucky FA cup as well.

Davis - VW - JPW - Morgan - Cork all on at the same time! Quality park the bus midfield (not to mention Clyne, Lovren, Jose, Shaw and Boruc at the back!) No wonder they hardly got a sniff in the last 15 minutes.

This has 2-1 (to them) written all over it.

Either that, a Stoke fan, or stark raving mad ...... Arsenal 0 Stoke 1

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24152623?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed 2-0 to the scousers.

He really was clueless wasn't he? He should've tossed the club in the skip and kept the antiques.

Bulgayria?

Now we just need someone to convince Sturridge that England have a game coming up soon and he'll get "injured" too.

^ This. P.S. Why are these two so happy?

Weren't we after Michu as well?

Not as impressive as Chris Nicholl, who scored all four goals in a 2-2 draw for Aston Villa v Leicester in 1976. He twice gave Leicester the lead with own goals, and twice equalised for Villa!

Locked. Soon I hope.

Wanyama having a 'mare. Bring back Cork.

This has 0-0 written all over it.

Art, anything for the Mac?

They won their group, and finished second in the "semi-final" group. They beat Brazil to finish 3rd.

So it's all your fault we lost yesterday?