Dark Munster

In the 98-99 season we lost the first 5 games, and of course stayed up after another great escape. After 8 games the joke going around was: "Q. What's the difference between the Saints and a cocktail stick? Ans. A cocktail stick has 2 points." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998–99_Southampton_F.C._season#Results

I hope you write a letter to your local paper correcting them on that Portsmyth. Even if Cheats FC had beaten WBA 20-0 we would still have gone down. All they did was collude to relegate Crystal Palace.

They are basically doing this ...

Being a SOG, I remember when Branfoot first joined us, and proclaimed that his target was winning the league and then the European Cup.

The key to a Champions League spot is to have Richardson playing as sweeper in every match.

WBA players have been training hard this week for the big match on Saturday.

Actually it's a dog with a really small face and a tail that looks like a llama.

Clockwise or anti-clockwise?

I reckon when the last parachute payment has been gobbled up, no shyster will touch them with a bargepole. The future mother-in-law is flying in to Dubai?

[video=youtube;D8w-Ul686bE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=D8w-Ul686bE

This old bastard must be spinning in his grave. I can see it now ... they'll include the remaining parachute payments as "turnover" (even though it's earmarked for previous players and Chinny). Promotion or bust spending spree number 20, here we come. To paraphrase Mark Twain, reports of the death of this thread have been greatly exaggerated. If we had closed the PTS down every time Cheats FC had come out of administration, or had been takeover again, we'd be opening and closing it more often than Avram's flies at Fufu's massage parlour.

I would too ... if they had a different manager.

Come back, you old bastard. At least for a month or two.

I see pfc123 (who wouldn't swap places with us 3 years after 2009, because we'd be in a lower league than them) is alive and well (http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/index.php) ....... [TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF]pfc123 Posted on 18/04/2013 16:02 Seriously, why do scummers post on here?[/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF, align: right]Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF, colspan: 2][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF][/TD] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF, align: right][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=bgcolor: #E7EAEF, colspan: 2]They post on here due to a warped hatred that stems from being Hampshire's least successful professional club (unless they want to count themselves above the mighty AlderXXXXXX of course). Some frankly, have just too much time on their hands and a wierd need to troll. I could understand it if it was a proper debate, it wouldn't be trolling if that was the case, but it isn't. 99 times out of a hundred they just wade in with some load of old XXXXXX about how the media love them, or they're loving the Premiership, and we're 'little' Pompey. XXXXXX, utter XXXXXX all of it, but still they feel the need to come back and spout the same desperately weak rubbish day after day. What eats away at them is a trophy count of four to one, the one being gained by an offside goal scored by a bloke from Pompey. They hate the fact that we will make twice as much noise as them and most other fans wherever we go. And they hate the fact that the support we have is praised regularly by the media and people actually within the game. So, 2009 rolls around and they go into administration, only they genuinely try to cheat the FL by saying that SLH and SFC are two separate entities when they went under, a lie that the FL see's through pretty quickly. Also around this time was the infamous 'Save the saints' game, cancelled as we all know due to lack of interest. They now insist that the take up was so poor due to 'rumours' of a billionaire coming over the horizon. Even if that were true, which I doubt, if the billionaire was just that- no more than a rumour, wouldn't you all turn up and pay your money to help save your club, just in case it was all talk? We would, because when OUR backs are up against a wall we don't go around the back of it and hide. Fast forward to the start of our demise and the birth of infamous 'Pompey takeover saga' thread on the same board. Fairly early on it was pretty clear that this was going to be a haven for all those deckchairs with an unhealthy dislike for PFC. It rapidly became a place for them to whip each other into a frenzy of outraged indignation at Pompey's 'cheating'. I stopped posting on it over a year ago, when all reason and reality had dissolved into a kind of creepy twilight world where the same lies were rehashed over and over and over again as fact. Now it's just a haven for twisted oddballs who post photo's of toasters, Moneyfields and photo's of old ladies in mobility scooters trundling past Fratton Park. The strange thing is that on the odd occasion I now dip into it to read the latest bile, I end up genuinely laughing out loud at the ever more desperate attempts to demonise us and wish us dead. It's so funny because clearly we're not only not dead, we now OWN the club. In fact, just at the moment we're all happy- they are because we'll be in L2 next year, we are because we own the club and we've finally lanced the boil of dodgy, uncaring owners So, next season they will, at best finish in the middle of the Premiership- well, they've had 128 years to practise making up the numbers so they they should be getting the hang of that by now. As for us, we're about to start on a possibly rocky road to recovery. Whatever utter rubbish they come out with, I know we're going to have a lot of fun along the way [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] :lol::lol: So pfc, 3 years from now, would you be willing to swap places with us, or do you still reckon you'll be above us then?

"We feel that although the punishment hasn't technically been activated yet, its effects have certainly been felt from day one of this season," said PST's Colin Farmery. "We feel that we've served the punishment and that it has had an effect on our season, so the points ought to come off now. "We knew that they were going to come off – although we started the season on zero points, mentally everyone started on -10 points. If you are told that you will lose 10 points at some point during the season, you never budget for those points. If you look at it like that then we have been punished. "If we were to end up with a 10-point deduction next season it would feel like we are being punished twice for the same offence. We certainly feel that as a football club we can look in the eyes of a supporter from any other club and say we have been punished for the sins of others considerably over the last three years. We were in the Premier League and FA Cup final – we've suffered three relegations and had 29 points taken off us." Farmery: "You have to take the 10 points off now, or we'll take you to court. You can't go back on what you wrote." FL: "Ok, you win. The 10 points come off this season." Farmery: "Yes!" FL: "By the way, in order to get the golden share and entry in L2 next season, you must accept a 17 point deduction at the start of next season."

Stolen from PTS

Bumper?! #factlessallen

^ This.

:lol::lol:

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?44306-Wednesdays-Matches&p=1669561#post1669561

They could come to a friendly agreement. City let Wigan win tonight, and in return Wigan don't put up a fight in the Final. A suitable outcome for both teams.

I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned it yet, but .... WTFILN? Or maybe Chinny told them that, in order to get them to agree to the "add ons".

Saggy Chops..................................Droopy And of course, everyone's favourite..... Ted Bates Statue..................................................Mad Milan

So, poor old Goliath Chinny has been defeated by the plucky David PST. You have to feel sorry for him. He must be sobbing, all the way to the bank.