Dark Munster

Yes, but we would give them a good rogering with a team we could afford.

Surely not deader than Cheats FC?

I had a dream last week that we beat Juventus 3-1 in the Champions league final.

Come and join us nutjobs over here http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga/page1681 Almost 1700 pages of kicking the rotten corpse while it's down.

[h=1]West Ham: Sam Allardyce told to seal survival before new deal talks.[/h]In other related news, Fergie has also also been told to seal Man Utd survival before new deal talks. When questioning this, he was told that his team has the same chance of relegation as West Ham.

Poffertjes

Outcry over plans to scrap almost half of Portsmouth’s loos. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/outcry-over-plans-to-scrap-almost-half-of-portsmouth-s-loos-1-4775589 Nice one! Get rid of half the toilets to save the city money, then if the PST get their way, use the money to help fund the purchase one large toilet.

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=551&fid=256&sty=2&act=1&mid=2113247555 It appears they haven't got the memo that they are as safe as ManUre from relegation.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43210-SAINTS-3-City-1-Reactions-amp-MOTM/page6

As David Coleman would say, extraordinary! So how about a rousing Happy Birthday song for Mauricio, followed by slightly different version for Saggy: Miserable Birthday to you! Miserable Birthday to you! Miserable Birthday dear Twitchy! F*ck off you bastard!

As an act of compassion perhaps we can offer for them to use part of this? The dog walking area just behind the row of seven trees would be appropriate. And the last L will stand for Liquidation.

John (TCWTB) loves his football club and would do anything within his power to help it. Anything, apart from buying a season ticket, of course. With his ticket for life he'll be one of the phew to watch, and ring a bell, until the very end.

Indeed. That's why we only spent $35 million on players, the 7th highest in Europe.

Hucking fell. It was obvious to most here that bringing in a LB cover was required during the window.

Better than Real Madrid and Dortmund? We'll walk this league!

Have they met yet?

A bit worrying for the phew now. After today's unlucky defeat against a fellow struggler, they are now 8 points adrift. Fortunately, once they move out of administration they are going to get those 10 points back. But that would only leave them 2 points above the drop zone. They'll need to end their 37 year record run of not winning p.d.q. to avoid being sucked back into the dreaded drop zone. Oh wait a minute, I forgot, they'll be losing 10 points. Oops. That's going to make survival a little bit trickier. Tragic isn't it? You mean apart from the deafening roar of laughter from us nutjobs?

Brave man. I wonder if he'll still be laughing when his Chairman publicly gives him a "vote of confidence."

The window's behind the door.

Oh, oh, 6 minutes left. But it's not over yet.

Still 1 hour and 10 minutes to go. Maybe a last minute surprise?

Locked. I wish.