Dark Munster

The only one was a 2-0 win against QPR if I recall.

But not to SISU, apparently, whose bid for Saints merely was a cover to get to the pot of gold ... Coventry.

Or 2 higher in 2 years time.

A wide angle lens is definitely not required. In fact, it may be a good idea to put the camera in macro mode.

Yes indeed. A great response from Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias: http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/8577806/newcastle-statement-on-mcmanaman

So, the puppet has offered double for Krap Nottarf, which will (allegedly) go from one pocket to other of his puppeteer? And in the process derail the world's bestest™ fans takeover bid, and so give Chinny a chance to again take control of his great love1. Who'd have thunk it2? 1. The parachute payments. 2. Apart from us nutjobs, that is.

Operation Iraqi Liberation. Bit of a giveaway, in hindsight.

Agreed. Two wins and three draws should be enough.

Mind you, compared to our friend Guy, he does look rather good... [TABLE=width: 354] [TR] [TD]Team[/TD] [TD]G[/TD] [TD]W[/TD] [TD]D[/TD] [TD]L[/TD] [TD]Points/Game[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cheats FC[/TD] [TD]22[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]0.55[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

[TABLE=width: 354] [TR] [TD]Team[/TD] [TD]G[/TD] [TD]W[/TD] [TD]D[/TD] [TD]L[/TD] [TD]Points/Game[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]WBA[/TD] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]0[/TD] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]0[/TD] [TD]1.00[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cheats FC[/TD] [TD]51[/TD] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]27[/TD] [TD]0.98[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Blackpool[/TD] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]1.17[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Blackburn[/TD] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]1.14[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Brilliant manager, brilliant.

No, just trouser-less.

Maybe he's busy preparing his upcoming 5000th post party. Not long to go! [TABLE=width: 137] [TR] [TD]Nutjob[/TD] [TD]Posts[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]trousers[/TD] [TD]4,943[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]dubai_phil[/TD] [TD]2,598[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]pedg[/TD] [TD]2,246[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]OldNick[/TD] [TD]1,790[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]rallyboy[/TD] [TD]1,647[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

You mean like this?

Wigan, Villa, Reading and QPR all certs to go down.

Villa and Reading are total shite. If we finish below both of them I'll eat my hat. If we finish below one of them I'll eat half my hat.

I hope so too! (I'll forgive the Mack-like spelling, he did well to get to a keyboard and actually type something coherent). Provided their memories aren't too short, the Bournemoth etc. members will remember the punishment their clubs received from the FL, and make sure Cheats FC's minus 10 is carried over to next season, to make it meaningful. Mind you, shame there isn't an ex-Luton chairman on board. That would make it even more fun.

Some more, courtesy of google:

Mind you, he gave Puncheon 90, which was rather generous.

I can. QPR.

A huge result for the plucky phew against the mighty Bury. Two wins in a row! Who'd have thunk it! Only 8 points from safety. Sorry, let me rephrase that: only 8 points from avoiding having the -10 applied next year in L2. It's the hope that kills you, Skates.