Dark Munster

Take her out tonight instead. If she asks why, tell her you're so excited you can't wait until tomorrow.

Are you sure? I live in San Diego.

So, back on topic. Has Vorren signed yet?

Corrected it for you.

I think next month this epic thread will need a name change. The Cheats Liquidation Saga.

You're in luck. They're in Barcelona at the moment.

That can't be true. I read that they are as likely to go down as ManUre.

....

Nige.

What a miserable day. The only silver lining is that we just bought a top defender for more than what Cheats FC are worth, and 4 times as much as the PST can muster.

Apart from his last club, who sacked him after he took them to the foot of the table.

Has he ****ing signed yet?

mmmmmm... horse burgers.

Originally Posted by Dalek2003 We are due a stuffing, 6-0 to Chelsea Good old Dalek. He's done it again. Keep it up mate.

Where have you been? Anyway, better late than never.

The omens do not look good for a positive result: no sign of Dalek predicting a thrashing. I'll give it a go, but I'm not sure if it'll work.... We are due for a thrashing. 5-0 to Chelsea I'm afraid.

And close to the next scheduled parachute payment. Hmmmmmmmmm.. ... or bears still defecate in the woods.

FAO Fry: Chances of West Ham being relegated: 0.632% Chances of Man Utd being relegated: 0.0% 0.632% ≠ 0.0% HTH.

^ This.

Would you be willing to bet your house on it? If offered evens say, I'd be happy to bet my house on Manure not going down (assuming no Juventus type punishments for corruption). But if offered evens on West Ham not going down, no way I'd risk wagering my house (even though I'd likely win). So no, the odds of West Ham going down are not the same as Manure's.

In 96 we stayed up under Merrington on goal difference (when Ball famously told his Man City players to play for a draw in the closing minutes of their final match against Liverpool, after fans in the crowd told him Saints had gone behind against Wimbledon ). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995–96_FA_Premier_League#Final_league_table

We may sneak a point, or even a win. But only if Dalek comes on here and makes another 5-0 thrashing prediction.

Well spotted. He's invited too. I was thinking of the Toyman as well, but I have a feeling he won't accept.

Come back in a month, Mack. You'll be invited to the nutjob party.

And if my auntie had balls .... Well, one anyway: the final twist of the knife in February.