Dark Munster

Nicely summed up. Can we make this a sticky?

I can think of a recent manager who's a lot worse.

[TABLE=width: 247] [TR] [TD]Position[/TD] [TD]Team[/TD] [TD]Played[/TD] [TD]Points[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]16[/TD] [TD=align: left]Newcastle[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]17[/TD] [TD=align: left]Reading[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]18[/TD] [TD=align: left]Saints[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [TD=align: center]37[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]19[/TD] [TD=align: left]Wigan[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [TD=align: center]37[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=align: center]20[/TD] [TD=align: left]QPR[/TD] [TD=align: center]38[/TD] [TD=align: center]31[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Nicola's end of season nightmare.

Remind me again which fans were responsible for that disastrous appointment? I thought it was Lowe's choice alone to appoint Wigley?

If they don't get a points deduction it means they've been liquidated. That's the only way they'll beat the drop. Despite winning El Crapico, the odds of them finishing above the drop zone are about as likely as Avram going to Fufu's Massage Parlour for just a massage. We can probably look forward to seeing them starting life in L2 on minus 10 points with a motley crew of crocks, rejects and kids... assuming they even exist after the last parachute payment has been trousered by all and sundry in August. Tragic, isn't it?

The only one was a 2-0 win against QPR if I recall.

But not to SISU, apparently, whose bid for Saints merely was a cover to get to the pot of gold ... Coventry.

Or 2 higher in 2 years time.

A wide angle lens is definitely not required. In fact, it may be a good idea to put the camera in macro mode.

Yes indeed. A great response from Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias: http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/8577806/newcastle-statement-on-mcmanaman

So, the puppet has offered double for Krap Nottarf, which will (allegedly) go from one pocket to other of his puppeteer? And in the process derail the world's bestest™ fans takeover bid, and so give Chinny a chance to again take control of his great love1. Who'd have thunk it2? 1. The parachute payments. 2. Apart from us nutjobs, that is.

Operation Iraqi Liberation. Bit of a giveaway, in hindsight.

Agreed. Two wins and three draws should be enough.

Mind you, compared to our friend Guy, he does look rather good... [TABLE=width: 354] [TR] [TD]Team[/TD] [TD]G[/TD] [TD]W[/TD] [TD]D[/TD] [TD]L[/TD] [TD]Points/Game[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cheats FC[/TD] [TD]22[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]0.55[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

[TABLE=width: 354] [TR] [TD]Team[/TD] [TD]G[/TD] [TD]W[/TD] [TD]D[/TD] [TD]L[/TD] [TD]Points/Game[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]WBA[/TD] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]0[/TD] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]0[/TD] [TD]1.00[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Cheats FC[/TD] [TD]51[/TD] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]27[/TD] [TD]0.98[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Blackpool[/TD] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]1.17[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Blackburn[/TD] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]1.14[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Brilliant manager, brilliant.

No, just trouser-less.

Maybe he's busy preparing his upcoming 5000th post party. Not long to go! [TABLE=width: 137] [TR] [TD]Nutjob[/TD] [TD]Posts[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]trousers[/TD] [TD]4,943[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]dubai_phil[/TD] [TD]2,598[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]pedg[/TD] [TD]2,246[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]OldNick[/TD] [TD]1,790[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]rallyboy[/TD] [TD]1,647[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

You mean like this?

Wigan, Villa, Reading and QPR all certs to go down.

Villa and Reading are total shite. If we finish below both of them I'll eat my hat. If we finish below one of them I'll eat half my hat.