Dark Munster

How about Michu for £2.2m?

That hasn't stopped De Ridder getting some playing time.

I think Gazza should get loan experience (CCC/SPL) There, I've corrected the headline for you.

Don't forget the elephant in the room ... 8) Maybe they're crossing their fingers* that they'll get Injustice Mann again. * Assuming that's possible with webbed ones.

Yes, but was it only in a straight line?

There, I've corrected it for you. Oh how we're going to laugh. Rallyboy may even be able to take a well-deserved rest. And maybe Oldnick will finally admit that they haven't got away with it.

What dream is that? Yo-yoing?

Bent off injured. Hopefully nothing too serious, but 4 days out at a minimum.

My favourite: Scary Monsters. Check it out. Bowie at his very best IMHO.

Meh. I'd much prefer Messi.

He's going to feel very lonely while lying in the treatment room. Only if February's parachute payment is being paid one month early.

Excellent. A draw or a win for the Saints it is then.

Indeed, provided one turns a blind eye to his speling and grammer. That'll be excellent practice for how they'll be playing their home matches a year or so from now.

Maybe yes. Maybe no.

Not easy, that's true. But the only (almost) certain defeats are Chelski and ManUre away. Even Citeh at home is drawable.

Yes. In particular, I'd rest key players (such as Fonte) in case of an unnecessary injury in a non-league match.

Relax, Kraken. I think it's all part of Tricky Trev's devious plot to burn through as much of the remaining parachute payments as possible, in order to leave Chinny with diddly-squat. Spiteful? Maybe, but Trev was hand picked by HMRC.

Not at all. But how about liquidation on page 1700, with the next 300 pages devoted to us nutjobs dancing on their grave? The best of both worlds, surely. I shouldn't laugh, but ... :lol::lol::lol:

He could be their best player, provided he doesn't spend too much time in the treatment room.

Well, that's one part which is true. In fairness, I did hear that their booing was very passionate.

I think the word that you are struggling to come up with is "nutjobs". Go on, say it. We won't be offended, honest.

We've been lucky so far that there have been no injuries or suspensions for our CBs. 1. Premiership quality GK 2. CB 3. LB (as mentioned earlier, we can't expect Shaw to play all remaining games). 4. Left midfield

Yes, I have a feeling we're going to feel 6.